# Liverpool v Celtic (spoilers)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919 "2003-03-20T22:39:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/1 "2003-03-20T22:39:50Z")

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… in which Celtic get a thoroughly deserved victory over the home side by scoring two tremendous goals to finish 3-1 on aggregate and advance to the semi-finals of the UEFA Cup.

Can we FINALLY have some respect now? Please?

There aren’t enough :D’s in the world for how I feel right now 😃😃😃

[sub]obligatory “soccer haters, please don’t bother” line goes here[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Corky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Corky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corky)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/2 "2003-03-20T23:03:59Z")

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As a famous American might say Woooo Hoooo!

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**Author:** ![everton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@everton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/everton)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/3 "2003-03-21T00:27:48Z")

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It’s probably very bad manners for a “neutral” like me to chip in here, but I’m sure you can imagine how I cheered.

Porto, Lazio or Boavista to come, so nothing too scary. Any preferences?

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**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/4 "2003-03-21T01:39:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ruadh \*  
> \*\*… in which Celtic get a thoroughly deserved victory over the home side by scoring two tremendous goals to finish 3-1 on aggregate and advance to the semi-finals of the UEFA Cup.  
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Whoohoo! Go me. It’s my birthday! It’s my birthday!

What?

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/5 "2003-03-21T03:53:41Z")

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Congrats, Celtic…have a drink on all us Aberdeen fans. [Our boss won’t be having one for a while.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/a/aberdeen/2856461.stm) ☹ ☹

Oh, and happy birthday, **CelticCowboy**!

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/6 "2003-03-21T07:37:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by everton \*  
> \*\*Porto, Lazio or Boavista to come, so nothing too scary. Any preferences? \*\*

I don’t want Porto, after the hammering we got there a couple years ago!

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/7 "2003-03-21T07:50:50Z")

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Celtic deserved it, but the scoreline was harsh on Liverpool. They could easily have won it before the last 15 minutes (when they seemed to give up). I thought Steven Gerrard played excellently, but Henrik Larsson and John Hartson were also superb.

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**Author:** ![Aro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Aro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aro)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/8 "2003-03-21T10:54:18Z")

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It was a good match to watch, for the neutral footie fan.

But as a life-long Liverpool fan it was hard to swallow, especailly in the context of how much they have thrown away already this year.

Some great goals by Celtic and a well deserved victory. I would like to see them go on to win it now. That’s all I have to say about that.

All I want to stop is the complete ragging I’m getting at work from the Celtic fans. Dammit!

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**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/9 "2003-03-21T11:12:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Duke \*  
> \*\*Congrats, Celtic…have a drink on all us Aberdeen fans. [Our boss won’t be having one for a while.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/a/aberdeen/2856461.stm) ☹ ☹
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> Oh, and happy birthday, **CelticCowboy**! \*\*

I guess I should be more specific when I’m being a doink. We’re talking about the weird football type stuff you furriners play, right?

😉

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**Author:** ![everton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@everton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/everton)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/10 "2003-03-21T12:28:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CelticCowboy \*  
> \*\*I guess I should be more specific when I’m being a doink. We’re talking about the weird football type stuff you furriners play, right?
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> 😉 \*\*

I refer you to the answer my honorable friend gave some moments ago:

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> \*Originally posted by ruadh \*  
> \*\*[sub]obligatory “soccer haters, please don’t bother” line goes here[/sub] \*\*

[It’s Boavista in the semis](http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/2872125.stm). A very nice draw. No rubbish teams have got this far in the competition, of course, and they’ve done well in previous rounds but are certainly very beatable.

Congratulations again.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/11 "2003-03-21T12:41:59Z")

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Very good draw for Celtic, although the Man Utd/Real Madrid tie should be a cracker for the neutral too.

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/12 "2003-03-21T19:07:13Z")

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Boavista’s probably the easiest draw on paper, although I think we’ve played best in this competition in the games where we haven’t been the favourites.

BTW, I disagree that Liverpool “could easily have won it”. They missed a few good chances, but so did we. Overall I think we simply outplayed them.

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**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/13 "2003-03-21T21:09:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by everton \*  
> \*\*I refer you to the answer my honorable friend gave some moments ago: \*\*

I’m certainly not a soccer hater by any stretch. I’d gladly trade our basketball and baseball leagues for it. Unfortunately it’s rather difficult to follow on a regular basis from my end of the world. My apologies for attempting some humor in here. I’ll go back to my corner now.

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/14 "2003-03-21T21:43:46Z")

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Nothing personal CC, it’s just that what you intended as “humor” stopped being funny to us about 4,324 occurrences ago.

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**Author:** ![Aro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Aro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aro)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/15 "2003-03-24T08:43:07Z")

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**Ruadh** , is this a bad time to mention wee Inver Callie Thistle?

😉

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/16 "2003-03-24T22:43:22Z")

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Not as long as you don’t mind my mentioning wee Crystal Palace.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liverpool-v-celtic-spoilers/162919/17 "2003-03-24T23:37:46Z")

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fair play to Calley Thistle, they wanted it more.

I just wish we had the squad to be able to challenge for 4 competitions
