# Living room horror & carnage

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/living-room-horror-carnage/321402>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 13, 2005, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/living-room-horror-carnage/321402 "2005-09-13T05:38:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/living-room-horror-carnage/321402/21 "2005-09-13T18:37:25Z")

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> [@jellyblue](#):
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> Some tequila with a… **Homebrew** chaser!

I may have been married to a lesbian for 7 years, but I don’t do that with girls no more.

😉

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/living-room-horror-carnage/321402/22 "2005-09-13T19:03:22Z")

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I have the nearly irrestistable urge to send this link to my sister Joan just so she can hyperventilate at the thought.

She wouldn’t even visit me when I had gerbils. 😃

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