Liz Truss tries to lead the UK {and resigns as of 2022-10-20}

Looks like she really let her time as PM go to her head.

Lettuce not make any more jokes about this. She’s just sad that she’s not romaine-ing in power.

There are plenty more jokes. These are just the tip of the iceberg.

I think these lettuce jokes are romaine far from the topic.

She’s no lettuce; she’s an arugula at least. Expensive and bitter.

Radicchio?

That’s not rocket science.

Arugula is called “rocket” in Commonwealth English

Broccolini? Useless and leaves a foul taste in the mouth. And spoils quickly. (Truss having been appointed on 6 Sep and committing the budget faux pax (French for F***-up) on 23 Sep, a mere 17 days later. I’ve definitely had broccolini last 3 whole weeks.

Excellent pun. A gem.

It was puerile.

However, I’m sure lots of people in the UK appreciate puerile things, and politicians disdain that at their peril.

She’s right - we shouldn’t refer to her as a lettuce.

Instead, we should refer to her as an gormless moron, a living avatar of the Dilbert Principle, and a spectacular failure of a PM who only got the job through corruption, toadying and intraparty squabbling, who caused massive amounts of damage to the British economy and accomplished nothing positive whatsoever during her deservedly brief tenure.

Happy with that, Liz?

Absolutely - goes a long way towards explaining BJ’s erstwhile success.