# Liza Minelli and David gest:  Splitsville!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liza-minelli-and-david-gest-splitsville/191006>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 26, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liza-minelli-and-david-gest-splitsville/191006 "2003-07-26T01:42:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liza-minelli-and-david-gest-splitsville/191006/21 "2003-07-27T02:25:17Z")

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But…but…if they don’t stay together and have children who will Prince Michael Jackson grow up to marry:eek: ?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liza-minelli-and-david-gest-splitsville/191006/22 "2003-07-27T03:21:51Z")

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Well, Mark Harris must be through mourning for Martha Raye. He’s probably ready to love again! He should give Liza a call. Heck, they’re probably married already!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liza-minelli-and-david-gest-splitsville/191006/23 "2003-07-28T18:57:05Z")

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Do you think she’s pissed that she’ll be bumped out of the “headline story on _Entertainment Tonight_” spot by Bob Hope’s death?

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**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liza-minelli-and-david-gest-splitsville/191006/24 "2003-07-28T19:09:30Z")

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They spent over a million dollars on that wedding! What a waste!.

It seems that every project they were going to work on together failed due to “conflict” with David.

I bet he was just after her for the money!

They were supposed to adopt a baby girl this Jan and I forgot her name but it is the name of the hall in an AA meeting place. I bet they are glad that didn’t go thru.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liza-minelli-and-david-gest-splitsville/191006/25 "2003-07-28T23:33:09Z")

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Well, I am just SHOCKED! SHOCKED, I say!

I mean, I was NOT expecting this!

:eek:

😉

(Seriously, I’m waiting for her to hook up with Michael Jackson).

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**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liza-minelli-and-david-gest-splitsville/191006/26 "2003-07-29T02:15:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by betenoir \*  
> \*\*But…but…if they don’t stay together and have children who will Prince Michael Jackson grow up to marry? \*\*

Oh, that one’s easy: [Lourdes Leon](http://www.tt.ee/madonna/lourdes/photos/tukkversace4.jpg).

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