# Lizard Man!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lizard-man/727060>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lizard-man/727060 "2015-08-05T13:54:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lizard-man/727060/1 "2015-08-05T13:54:13Z")

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[This is why](http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/04/us/south-carolina-lizard-man-feat/?iid=ob_homepage_deskrecommended_pool&iref=obnetwork) I love America. The political loonies get all the press, but stuff like this reminds me there are still real people out there.  
[QUOTE=Lizard Man]  
It is hard to prove being the “real” #lizardman. I have no drivers license. I failed the eye test. Again.  
[/QUOTE]

I just hope Redneck Man doesn’t blast him.

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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lizard-man/727060/2 "2015-08-05T17:01:58Z")

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Looks like he might be Pantsless Man too.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lizard-man/727060/3 "2015-08-05T17:42:34Z")

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Cool! All we have around here are some deer and rare stories of bear sightings that nobody actually records.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lizard-man/727060/4 "2015-08-05T18:34:46Z")

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I know just how to deal with this guy!

First, search for materials to fashion a rudimentary lathe…

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lizard-man/727060/5 "2015-08-05T20:04:17Z")

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I’m pretty sure Lizard Man is going to end up being [@\_Floridaman](https://twitter.com/_floridaman) in a mask.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lizard-man/727060/6 "2015-08-05T20:10:34Z")

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Looks like a real lizard man to me.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lizard-man/727060/7 "2015-08-05T21:22:14Z")

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We may need some kind of Birdman to defeat the Lizard Man. Of course, we’ll then need a Catwoman to defeat the Birdman.