# Llama Attack!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462 "2006-03-29T20:54:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/21 "2006-03-30T01:14:49Z")

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LLAMA FACE!

😃

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/22 "2006-03-30T01:16:22Z")

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“That’s no llama, that’s my wife.”

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/23 "2006-03-30T02:22:08Z")

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[Llamapalooza !](http://www.dalisllama.com/media/dalisllama.com.chieflogo.jpg)

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/24 "2006-03-30T02:47:41Z")

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Moose bites can be veri nasti.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/25 "2006-03-30T02:50:18Z")

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[Yo mama llama](http://www.medwaypvb.com/yakstuff/graphics/mamallama.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/26 "2006-03-30T02:59:23Z")

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_“Llook out, Llarry! It’s the llandllord!”_

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/27 "2006-03-30T14:10:56Z")

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translated

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> [Care, care, care, care, the flames!

Poor burning llama.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/28 "2006-03-30T14:22:39Z")

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But what kind of llamas? The ruminant mammal, or flames?  
NOOOOO! The Dope is burning!

(Hey, **Inigo** wants to learn Spanish, no?)

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/29 "2006-03-30T14:54:21Z")

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The llamas will take my flamethrower when they pry it from my cold, dead, llama-hating hand.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/30 "2006-03-30T14:57:13Z")

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[Naked Dancing Llama!](http://www.frolic.org)

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/llama-attack/350462/31 "2006-03-30T15:05:39Z")

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The ad below is for humor writing workshops - I guess the system doesn’t find us all that amusing.

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