# Loach is a dickhead fucking cop **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 14, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672 "2006-09-14T13:03:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/121 "2006-09-14T16:12:34Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] You do realize most insurance companies will replace a windshield for free? So, I would say driving with crack windshield either = someone without insurance, in which case, they shouldn’t be driving or = someone who hasn’t gotten around to calling the insurance company. [/QUOTE] Or people ignorant of the fact that insurance companies will replace windshields for free, without then charging you hire premiums in the future. Are you sure of what you posted, this is new information to me. I have been driving with a cracked windshield for several months as I figure I would just wait until my car inspection was due. There is such a thing as “did not get around to it/put it off for now”. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/122 "2006-09-14T16:13:41Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] Ooh, can I be the **moderator** of Eleustopia? [/QUOTE] Don’t be silly, there are no moderators in Eleustopia. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/123 "2006-09-14T16:15:49Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Or people ignorant of the fact that insurance companies will replace windshields for free, without then charging you hire premiums in the future. Are you sure of what you posted, this is new information to me. I have been driving with a cracked windshield for several months as I figure I would just wait until my car inspection was due. There is such a thing as “did not get around to it/put it off for now”. Jim [/QUOTE] I have replaced windshields twice with no increase in premium. Check with your insurance company. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/124 "2006-09-14T16:23:02Z")
**Eleusis** you are a complete idiot and a total worthless shred of garbage. You are a rotten human and I hope to never have to associate with such scum ever in my life. Exactly what the fuck is your problem? You’re bitching about things of which you have absolutely zero fucking knowledge. This is ignorace and asshattery at it’s best. In over 6 years on this board, I have never ever lost 100% respect for a person until now. You are lower than whale shit and utterly fucking dispicable! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/125 "2006-09-14T16:25:22Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] I have replaced windshields twice with no increase in premium. Check with your insurance company. [/QUOTE] Who would think you could learn something useful in a thread like this? Thank you **ivylass**. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/126 "2006-09-14T16:28:05Z")
[QUOTE=gonzomax] Driving with a cracked windshield =driving while poor.It will not affact the wealthy or people with nice cars. It will likely only single out people who cant afford a new windshield or car. Therefore it can be seen as discrimitory. [/QUOTE] Don’t get hung up on cracked windshield. It could be busted or burnt out brake light, failure to signal, improper inspection tag, failure to turn on lights when using windshield wipers - items that the vehicle owner may not be aware of or know the local statute. These items aren’t as apparent as a cracked windshield. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/127 "2006-09-14T16:28:12Z")
[Cartman]Sir… step out of the car, please. _RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!_[/Cartman] ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/128 "2006-09-14T16:42:06Z")
[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus] I thiknk we should create Eleustopia. A place where there are no cops. [/QUOTE] It may be next door to the Big Rock Candy Mountains: > [@](#): > > In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, **all the cops have wooden legs** > And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft-boiled eggs > The farmer’s trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay > Oh I’m bound to go where there ain’t no snow > Where the rain don’t fall, the wind don’t blow > In the Big Rock Candy Mountains > > In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks > And little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks > The brakemen have to tip their hats and **the railroad bulls are blind** > There’s a lake of stew and of whiskey too > And you can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe > In the Big Rock Candy Mountains > > **In the Big Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin, > And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in** > There ain’t no short-handled shovels, no axes, saws or picks, > I’m a-goin’ to stay where you sleep all day > Where they hung the jerk that invented work > In the Big Rock Candy Mountains ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/129 "2006-09-14T17:11:45Z")
The OP has the worst case of crainal / anainal inversion I have ever seen. How does he manage to type out posts with his head that far up his ass? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/130 "2006-09-14T17:18:51Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Who would think you could learn something useful in a thread like this? Thank you **ivylass**. [/QUOTE] In Florida, not only can you get a your window replaced for free, but there are companies that will actually GIVE you a box of steaks or some other gift if you use their company! So if your windshield is cracked, you check the glass companies and see which is giving out the best shit. What a deal. I’m suprised more people aren’t bashing in their windshields on purpose just to eat free steak for a week. ---
**Author:** ![Duggy\_Fizzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Duggy\_Fizzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duggy_Fizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/131 "2006-09-14T17:21:33Z")
[QUOTE=Eleusis] You people calling me on “not illegal” - I was talking about the probable cause part. Yes, **dickhead cops can always find _something_,** but in these cases, they have to look for it. [/QUOTE] bolding mine. So you’re saying that everybody has something illegal in their cars or on their persons at all times? Dopers, how many of you have something illegal in your car at this moment? I don’t and I bet most people here don’t either. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/132 "2006-09-14T17:22:51Z")
Huh. I have a thousand mattress tags stuffed under my seats! ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/133 "2006-09-14T17:27:15Z")
[QUOTE=Duggy Fizzle] bolding mine. So you’re saying that everybody has something illegal in their cars or on their persons at all times? Dopers, how many of you have something illegal in your car at this moment? I don’t and I bet most people here don’t either. [/QUOTE] I have a couple of unpaid parking tickets. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/134 "2006-09-14T17:33:46Z")
[QUOTE=Bear\_Nenno] In Florida, not only can you get a your window replaced for free, but there are companies that will actually GIVE you a box of steaks or some other gift if you use their company! So if your windshield is cracked, you check the glass companies and see which is giving out the best shit. What a deal. I’m suprised more people aren’t bashing in their windshields on purpose just to eat free steak for a week. [/QUOTE] I’ve had my windshield and my driver side window replaced (not at the same time) and no one ever offered me steaks. If I’d only known! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/135 "2006-09-14T17:41:14Z")
Hey! This is my pitting. This thread should be all about _meeee_. Cut it out. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/136 "2006-09-14T17:47:45Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] Hey! This is my pitting. This thread should be all about _meeee_. Cut it out. [/QUOTE] Fine, I’ll pit you for not giving out steaks when you illegally pull someone over for a cracked windshield and illegally search them. Darn you. Darn you to heck! ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/137 "2006-09-14T17:51:12Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] Hey! This is my pitting. This thread should be all about _meeee_. Cut it out. [/QUOTE] Yeah? What you going to do, arrest us? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/138 "2006-09-14T17:53:46Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] Hey! This is my pitting. This thread should be all about _meeee_. Cut it out. [/QUOTE] Eh, shaddup, ya lousy copper. > [@Rick](#): > > The OP has the worst case of crainal / anainal inversion I have ever seen. How does he manage to type out posts with his head that far up his ass? He’s got one of those windows in his stomach, like [they sometimes put in cows.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=3028519&postcount=76) ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/139 "2006-09-14T17:54:55Z")
[QUOTE=Duggy Fizzle] bolding mine. So you’re saying that everybody has something illegal in their cars or on their persons at all times? Dopers, how many of you have something illegal in your car at this moment? I don’t and I bet most people here don’t either. [/QUOTE] I’d say that not everyone has a clear idea of what would or would not be legal in certain circumstances. For example - many men I know carry a knife of some sort (it’s apparently a guy thing). A friend of mine had a hunting knife in his golf box ‘for emergencies’ (never know when you’ll need to hack off a branch or cut through a rope, apparently). When he got stopped for speeding and reached into his glove box for his registration, that’s when he found out that the knife was considered a weapon, and he got charged, found guilty of Carrying concealed weapon. I’ve transported prescription meds not in their original container on any number of occasions. Once, I transported a client and they left some drugs in my car. In fact, if you have passengers, you’d need to make sure that they, too, had nothing illegal on them. And I doubt that many folks do that. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672/140 "2006-09-14T17:59:53Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] Hey! This is my pitting. This thread should be all about _meeee_. Cut it out. [/QUOTE] Um… Er… Oh, OK, LOACH YOU FUCKER YOU NEVER GAVE ME STEAKS!! Oh wait, I’m a vegetarian, that doesn’t really work… Lemme think about this some more. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loach-is-a-dickhead-fucking-cop/372672.md?page=8)