# LOBSANG, how's your head this morning?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 24, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851 "2005-04-24T12:35:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/1 "2005-04-24T12:35:07Z")

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> **[so, haas dis 'nostradamus' predictin stuff gaa'n on these days?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=313437)**
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> dat nostradamus fella predicted some stuff abaa’t the time we livin in naah. I er’d ee precited we’re a gonner when da pope after da pope we ave right naah is a gonner, is a gonner. Whada yoo fink?

Unclviny

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/2 "2005-04-24T12:47:57Z")

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Ha - I saw that thread last night and envied **Lobsang**'cos I was bored, sober, and toothachy.

I hope he had a good time.

I wonder if he found any monkey butlers or Manx cat butlers.

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/3 "2005-04-24T13:54:40Z")

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I hope he was just goofing, because I still can’t understand how someones typing can get all screwy when they are drunk.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/4 "2005-04-24T14:15:15Z")

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Oof, I just read that other thread! As they say in North Dakota, Uuffdah!

“Mercy killing” indeed. 😃

Tripler  
Man, I’ve had nights like that before, but at least I can still operate a keyboard.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/5 "2005-04-24T14:25:33Z")

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My guess was that he was trying to represent a particular accent/speech pattern in typing.

And it would be sort of interesting to know if Nostradamus predicted the end of the world for the death of the pope after pope Benny, cos then we can watch the people get all doom-laden and so on.

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/6 "2005-04-24T14:38:27Z")

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::notes the absence of a reply from **Lobsang** ::

Maybe his head asploded. :eek:

Then again, maybe he just hasn’t checked the SDMB today. But the other theory is much more fun, if a bit messier.

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/7 "2005-04-24T14:55:35Z")

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butbutbut…he didn’t mention a monkey butler!

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/8 "2005-04-24T18:04:11Z")

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_sniff_ I miss **Lobsang** …

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**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/9 "2005-04-24T19:42:50Z")

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I believe that after ten years or more of sobriety I will start drinking in memoriam to poor old exploded **Lobsang.** It’s the least I can do.

And I can also test my drunken posting skills. I’m always looking for good reasons to start drinking again, and these are overwhelmingly persuasive. Why, it seems mandatory!

[sup]Oh damn, I forgot that my next binge is pretty much guaranteed to kill me. Why can’t I ever successfully forget that? I can’t wait until senility, when I can happily drink myself into painful oblivion by simply forgetting my two hospital cirrhosis episodes.[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/10 "2005-04-24T23:34:32Z")

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[right]I am ok

The thread was a ‘goof’.

I was only a bit drunk.

I type well when I’m really drunk.

And I would pass out long before I lost the ability to move the  
mouse to the ‘post quick reply’ button. Wait. That can’t be right. :dubious:

I did however carry on drinking.

So I woke up with a headache for sure.

And my head asploded![/right]

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/11 "2005-04-24T23:40:30Z")

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[right]And by the way… I concerniate the appreach.

¿[/right]

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/12 "2005-04-24T23:41:29Z")

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You’re jus’ playin’ with our minds, man … 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/13 "2005-04-24T23:42:05Z")

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You seem to be slumped along the right-hand wall as if you had a bad hangover.

It’s okay to admit a hangover. I’ve been there myself.

Tripler  
You should have seen me yesterday morning. :eek: :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/14 "2005-04-24T23:46:00Z")

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[right]

> [@Tripler](#):
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> You seem to be slumped along the right-hand wall as if you had a bad hangover.

Oh…

Dear.

I seem to have brained my damage!  
[/right]

\<Thump\>

Ah, that feels betterrrrooolywogglemapmapping ping PINGzzzziiiPPP!applemonkey automatic sausage rotating recepticle!

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/15 "2005-04-24T23:47:35Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> Ah, that feels betterrrrooolywogglemapmapping ping PINGzzzziiiPPP!applemonkey automatic sausage rotating recepticle!

Just be _careful_ what you stick in that thing … 😛

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**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/16 "2005-04-25T02:33:22Z")

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> [@Celyn](#):
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> My guess was that he was trying to represent a particular accent/speech pattern in typing.

South African I think.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-hows-your-head-this-morning/300851/17 "2005-04-25T16:17:05Z")

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[Picture of Lobsang](http://www.dvdreview.com/fullreviews/Images/CatBallou/CatBallou12.jpg)
