# Lobsang:  talk about a persecution complex

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2003, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434 "2003-02-07T10:58:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/41 "2003-02-08T02:58:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> \*\*
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> (everyone - him calling me a moron did not make me want to jump out of the nearest window. ok?) \*\*

Damn.

😃

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/42 "2003-02-08T03:43:04Z")

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**Moral - Criticise me all you want.** That is ok. But for some reason I don’t like being called ‘dickhead’ and ‘moron’ and I don’t like my posts being refered to as bullshit and pathetic.

So that sticky of Lobsangs sensetivities would contain just one item

“Don’t call Lobsang harsh names - for some reason he doesn’t like it”

And **kambuckta** please don’t read this as another criticism of you. I am just posting this to let everyone to know that I DON’T take issue with criticism. Just with being called names.

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**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/43 "2003-02-08T05:36:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*\*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> “Don’t call Lobsang harsh names - for some reason he doesn’t like it” And **kambuckta** please don’t read this as another criticism of you. I am just posting this to let everyone to know that I DON’T take issue with criticism. Just with being called names. \*\*

Oh grow up. There’s probably not a single poster on these boards who hasn’t been called a dickhead or moron at some point. Nobody is going make any special effort just for you.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/44 "2003-02-08T06:02:20Z")

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for pete’s sake It was a joke **ratty**!

read the op! maybe you will see.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/45 "2003-02-08T06:13:52Z")

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The original OP was dumb. It was a bad idea. It was poorly thought out.

Trust me, we’ve all had one of those threads.

However, I have to say, **Lobsang** your reaction to **kambucta** point that out was rediculously over the top.

She didn’t like your thread. There was no mention of you. No discussion of your lack of merit. No reference to your mental abilities or lack thereof. She just didn’t like the OP.

Get over it. And get over this. Really. Go for a walk. Read a book. Take up macrame.

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**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/46 "2003-02-08T06:17:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> \*\*(everyone - him calling me a moron did not make me want to jump out of the nearest window. ok?) \*\*

First, what floor are you on? Second, what, exactly, would it take?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/47 "2003-02-08T06:21:42Z")

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**alice\_in\_wonderland** I know the OP was dumb. I admit my reaction to **kambucta** was OTT (although it was partly an act - as I have established)

If you had been paying attention **alice\_in\_wonderland** you would have seen that it was not **kambucta** ’s dislike of my op that I had an issue with. It was the unnecessary namecalling.

I appreciate your trying to help **alice\_in\_wonderland** but really, being told to get over things (as If I am under them) is starting to get on my nerves!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/48 "2003-02-08T06:24:12Z")

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I think people are reading my continual posting as ‘not getting over it’.

Well I am posting because that’s the whole [sub]fucking[/sub] point of this place! I am responding to things. Stop interpreting that as me not getting over things!

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**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/49 "2003-02-08T06:28:29Z")

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Why can’t you just move on? Get over it!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/50 "2003-02-08T06:32:50Z")

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It’s fun, OK? sue me.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/51 "2003-02-08T06:39:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> \*\*It’s fun, OK? sue me. \*\*

And with that, I’d say this is becoming a “Good night, Gracie.”

This is getting old, very fast, **Lobsang**. Why not heed part of the words of the last post in the closed thread that started all this crap?

> [@](#):
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> _Orig. by UncleBeer_  
> **stop** posting to the fucking thing.

This is only really fun for you. _Maybe_ for a few others, but I’d say you’re gettin’ th’ lion’s share of the yuks, here.

Pity. Add me to th’ disappointed. Don’t need to sue ya. It’s cheaper just to shake th’ head and sigh. ☹

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/52 "2003-02-08T06:44:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> \*\*If you had been paying attention **alice\_in\_wonderland** you would have seen that it was not **kambucta** ’s dislike of my op that I had an issue with. It was the unnecessary namecalling.  
> \*\*

See, but there was no name calling, until you started your little melt down.

Do you not recognize that it’s _YOUR_ behaviour that people are commenting on? **kambucta** said the thread was moronic. She didn’t say you were a moron. (Well, she did, but only after you basically goaded her into it.)

Anyhow - whatever. You’re just not making yourself look good here. You keep saying “i’m over it. I’m over it. But you’re all so _MEEEEAN_ to me!”

Good grief.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/53 "2003-02-08T06:48:43Z")

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Rules For Responding to Lobsang’s Posts: STICKY

# **Lobsang Does Not Like to be Called Names**. Please refrain from adding ‘dickhead’, ‘moron’ or ‘fuckwad’ to any personal assessment of him or his posts. It hurts his feelings, loosens his bowels and might send him plummetting from his window in abject despair.

# **Lobsang is a Very Together Guy**. Although his posts might indicate a Meltdown of Major Proportions in progress, he is not in fact overreacting. He is on top of things. He IS on top of things. He is on TOP of things. To suggest otherwise hurts his feelings, loosens his bowels and might send him plummetting from his window…

# **This is a Personal MessageBoard for Lobsang**. If you do not like the content of his posts, you are not permitted to respond. To do so hurts his feelings, loosens his bowels and might send him…

_This message was authorised and posted by the SDSPCL (StraightDope Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Lobsang)_

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/54 "2003-02-08T06:51:48Z")

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I my brain is so twisted out of shape by all this that I almost feel like laughing hysterically!  
Hooon!

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/55 "2003-02-08T06:52:36Z")

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T. Lobsang Rampa was the pseudonym used by an Irish fellow named Hoskins living in England, a plumber who had never been outside the British Isles in his life. He published a series of books claiming that he was a Tibetan Bud **dh** ist\* monk and relating all kinds of occult wonderworking that supposedly went on in Tibet. He described scenes from Tibet that were entirely the products of his imagination, which had nothing to do with actual Buddhism or Tibet. He made up some cock and bull story to account for his being in England, something about teleporting his mind into the body of this guy in England.

You would think nothing could be more pathetically ludicrous, that no one would fall for such obviously fabricated hokum, but apparently the publisher was able to keep his books in print for many years. Which means the books were actually selling, hard as that is to swallow. So while I diss him here for the phony he is, nevertheless he laughed all the way to the bank.

Here is a scholarly article by a writer I respect, analyzing the fraud:  
[http://serendipity.magnet.ch/baba/rampa.html](http://serendipity.magnet.ch/baba/rampa.html)

This is why I have always felt that the choice of this name by the Doper **Lobsang** does not reflect well on him.

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\*Every time I see misspellings like “Bhuddist,” “Buddah,” or “Ghandi,” I wonder why people have such a problem with the combination of letters **dh**.

P.S. When the explorer Alexandra David-Neel asked a real Tibetan Buddhist lama for advice on a book she was planning to write about genuine Tibetan Buddhist doctrines, he was dubious: "I do not know much about Europeans, but I suppose they are just like Tibetans, or the people I have met from China and India. **When you speak to them of profound truths, they yawn and change the subject. But when you tell them absurd fables, they are all ears."** (Alexandra David-Neel and Lama Yongden, _The Secret Oral Teachings in Tibetan Buddhist Sects_. City Lights Books, 1967)

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/56 "2003-02-08T06:53:32Z")

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It has happened. I am at work, and struggling to contain my laughter!

I HAVE to leave now, because I am in danger of bursting .

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/57 "2003-02-08T06:54:40Z")

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**kambuckta** , if you’d pitted this chappie in the first bloody instance, I wouldn’t have done any “condemning” of you. Frankly, given some of his more recent reactions, it definitely deserved the pitting.

And yeah, you’ve hit th’ nail on th’ head here. Well done. There’s a hell of a lot of “bait-counterbait” going on. Is there a term for this, I wonder?

In short – peace, mate. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/58 "2003-02-08T06:58:15Z")

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I you really truly wanted this to stop you would not post to it.

I no longer care if I am annoying people. the hysterical release when I am on my own will be worth it!

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/59 "2003-02-08T07:04:29Z")

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Yeah, but I no longer care either way.

Are you having problems with that “f” key there? Seems t’ be missing everytime you type “If”. Or is that a code?

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-talk-about-a-persecution-complex/153434/60 "2003-02-08T07:08:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \*  
> \*\ ***kambuckta** , if you’d pitted this chappie in the first bloody instance, I wouldn’t have done any “condemning” of you. Frankly, given some of his more recent reactions, it definitely deserved the pitting.
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> And yeah, you’ve hit th’ nail on th’ head here. Well done. There’s a hell of a lot of “bait-counterbait” going on. Is there a term for this, I wonder?
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> In short – peace, mate. 🙂 \*\*

Well, I must admit I was blowing raspberries at ya over the ditch last night, but I’m waving the white flag now! Peace back Icey! 🙂

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