# Lobsang you fucking bastard! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 19, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435 "2003-03-19T02:59:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/1 "2003-03-19T02:59:13Z")
You can’t get as fucking angry as you used to! Life is shit, why are you not more angry about this?! Even the most annoying occurences just bounce off you like feathers, you used to let them in, you used to let them fill you with murderous rage! This is not good. You can’t construct entertaining pit threads because of this. You can pretend to be angry, but people see right through that. You fucking shithead! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/2 "2003-03-19T03:16:01Z")
Prozac’s working, eh? Good on ya’! ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/3 "2003-03-19T03:17:45Z")
That’s right, let it out. Breathe. Try hitting this pillow and say that. That’s good. Doesn’t that feel better? P.S. I agree with you. Just between you and me, I always thought there was something rather weakly angry, and unentertaining, and…well…peaceful about Lobsang. Pathetic, really. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/4 "2003-03-19T03:20:28Z")
Actually I lied about the “unentertaining” thing that I said. I’m just posting twice to get more attention than you. Thank you everyone. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/5 "2003-03-19T03:30:44Z")
Being an attention whore is not pretty. Kindly knock it off. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/6 "2003-03-19T03:31:52Z")
That’s _my_ trick. (actually, posting 4 or 5 times in a row is my trick) Are my eyes decieving me or did someone just complement me by not calling me unentertaining?😕 ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/7 "2003-03-19T03:32:49Z")
Nah, he’s pissed again. ::sigh:: ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/8 "2003-03-19T03:33:03Z")
Are you posting drunk again? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/9 "2003-03-19T03:33:18Z")
I didn’t get a post count of 2053 by posting only when necesary. (joking - I do try to post worthwhile posts, most of the time. Emphasis on ‘try’) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/10 "2003-03-19T03:35:19Z")
who? me? drunk? (actually no. not since the first and only pit thread about me made me see the error of my ways) Or were you refering to **FranticMad**? In which case I have made a fool of myself (which is an easy thing to make) ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/11 "2003-03-19T03:48:53Z")
No, it is I who is the drunk attention whore, I think. For that mistake you should be pitted. Uh…anyway, regarding your original post, is there something in particular that possessed you to dump on yourself in this armpit of humanity? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/12 "2003-03-19T03:52:07Z")
Another doper who needs a live journal code. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/13 "2003-03-19T03:52:44Z")
It was a very very small spark. I saw the words ‘half hearted’ in someone else’s pit title. It made me realize that all of my future pit threads will be half-hearted because I really cannot get angry enough to be creative. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/14 "2003-03-19T03:56:52Z")
[hijack because I don’t want to start a thread about it so I’ll use one I already started, and since it is mine, it should be ok] I love the wit of Pratchett. “drinky poos and stories about chickens” (Detritus) inspired that comment. [/hijack because I don’t want to start a thread about it so I’ll use one I already started, and since it is mine, it should be ok] ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/15 "2003-03-19T04:01:28Z")
Lobsang’s posts make me think of Ryan\_Liam. Is this odd? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/16 "2003-03-19T04:09:03Z")
I don’t think anybody’s going to call the men in the white coats, **samarm**. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/17 "2003-03-19T04:09:20Z")
It’s funny you should say that **samarm** because I just had a look at a few of his posts and I _think_ his birthday is the same as mine, and he is from the same country UK. just down the road in fact. What is Ryan\_Liam noteable for? Should I take it as a complement? ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/18 "2003-03-19T04:11:46Z")
It was just an observation, really. No offence intended. I guess it’s because Ryan is a teen from the UK, like you. I dunno, maybe it is a compliment! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/19 "2003-03-19T04:12:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\* > What is Ryan\_Liam noteable for? Should I take it as a complement? \*\* No. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobsang-you-fucking-bastard/162435/20 "2003-03-19T04:14:25Z")
twentythreen. (I meant he has the same birthday as me. Not date. And still it is only a speculation. He mentions that his birthdate coincides with the start of WW2, and I think mine does too) I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt **samarm** (about the complement)