# lobstermonster, stick to flipping off little kids **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 23, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638 "2007-10-23T00:28:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/241 "2007-10-23T20:18:53Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] Whoa. 1) what is QD 2) was that another moderator warning? [/QUOTE] Clearly he’s accusing you of being someone else’s sock. I’d have said I definitely didn’t think so until you responded with a) a failure to understand the accusation, and b) a misspelling of the other poster’s initials. Both are well known amateur tactics used to deflect suspicion. I hope you aren’t a sock. I was kinda warming up to you. But now I’ll be wary. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/242 "2007-10-23T20:21:21Z")
Okay you guys are actually starting to wear me down. Is there even a way to prove that I exist? ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/243 "2007-10-23T20:25:11Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Sounds pretty kinky. [/QUOTE] You’ll excuse me if I don’t find innuendo coming from a 30+ year old virgin apropos of anything interesting. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/244 "2007-10-23T20:25:36Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] Is my not proofreading my writing for puncuation errors really the last straw in deciding I’m an asshole? If everyone wants to hate me I’d rather it not be for grammar and spelling. [/QUOTE] Your lack of grammar and punctuation drives me batshit crazy, but that could just be my OCD talking. And it doesn’t really make me think you’re an asshole, it just makes me think you’re an idiot, which in my book, is infinitely worse. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/245 "2007-10-23T20:28:16Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] Okay you guys are actually starting to wear me down. Is there even a way to prove that I exist? [/QUOTE] I suffer from solipsism. First you must prove that _I_ exist. Everything else is easy. ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/246 "2007-10-23T20:31:27Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] Okay you guys are actually starting to wear me down. Is there even a way to prove that I exist? [/QUOTE] Probably not. ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/247 "2007-10-23T20:36:31Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] Okay you guys are actually starting to wear me down. Is there even a way to prove that I exist? [/QUOTE] I think the traditional method is: 1. Use black marker to write unflattering and yet undeniably recent and pertinent message directed towards a poster or internet community on construction paper, 2. Photograph self holding same, usually with middle finger(s) displayed Johnny Cash style, and then 3. Upload and link photo to said community. Personally I don’t care if you are a sock, your posts rock. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/248 "2007-10-23T20:37:51Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] Okay you guys are actually starting to wear me down. Is there even a way to prove that I exist? [/QUOTE] Wow, \*\*Guin \*\* is getting her wish anyway, just not how she expected it. If you are a sock you have me fooled and I strongly disliked QG. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/249 "2007-10-23T20:43:00Z")
[QUOTE=Grossbottom] I think the traditional method is: 1. Use black marker to write unflattering and yet undeniably recent and pertinent message directed towards a poster or internet community on construction paper, 2. Photograph self holding same, usually with middle finger(s) displayed Johnny Cash style, and then 3. Upload and link photo to said community. Personally I don’t care if you are a sock, your posts rock. [/QUOTE] Hmmm…would only work if we had a similar photo of **QG** to compare it to. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/250 "2007-10-23T20:43:10Z")
I’ve been here seven years and have seen so many people come and go I’ve lost track–who the fuck is QG? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/251 "2007-10-23T20:45:04Z")
[QUOTE=dropzone] I’ve been here seven years and have seen so many people come and go I’ve lost track–who the fuck is QG? [/QUOTE] Quiddity Glomfuster. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/252 "2007-10-23T20:45:11Z")
[QUOTE=dropzone] I’ve been here seven years and have seen so many people come and go I’ve lost track–who the fuck is QG? [/QUOTE] **Quiddity Glomfuster**. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/253 "2007-10-23T20:46:17Z")
[QUOTE=dropzone] I’ve been here seven years and have seen so many people come and go I’ve lost track–who the fuck is QG? [/QUOTE] Quiddity Glomfuster? Kind of late on that one. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/254 "2007-10-23T20:50:54Z")
Well, I’ll be binge drinking at a dopefest coming up soon so that will have to be enough. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/255 "2007-10-23T20:51:39Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] Quiddity Glomfuster? Kind of late on that one. [/QUOTE] See [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=420214) for a fairly comprehensive view. And I think **Lobstermobster** is pretty much the opposite of QG. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/256 "2007-10-23T20:57:07Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] Well, I’ll be binge drinking at a dopefest coming up soon so that will have to be enough. [/QUOTE] If past experience is any guide, I recommend against that. You’ve only encountered the tip of how petty some people here can be. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/257 "2007-10-23T20:58:06Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] Well, I’ll be binge drinking at a dopefest coming up soon so that will have to be enough. [/QUOTE] It’s enough for me. Hell, I’ll even buy you a beer. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/258 "2007-10-23T21:00:07Z")
[QUOTE=psycat90] It’s enough for me. Hell, I’ll even buy you a beer. [/QUOTE] And I will dazzle you with my razor sharp linguistic skills that are not so obvious here. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/259 "2007-10-23T21:00:55Z")
Oh, THAT **QG**. Never had a problem with her, myself. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/260 "2007-10-23T21:02:58Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] And I will dazzle you with my razor sharp linguistic skills that are not so obvious here. [/QUOTE] That’s hot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638.md?page=14)