# lobstermonster, stick to flipping off little kids **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 23, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638 "2007-10-23T00:28:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/301 "2007-10-23T22:35:00Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Fuck you. [/QUOTE] That would solve two problems, wouldn’t it. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/302 "2007-10-23T22:35:36Z")
Holy crap. I start a post in the morning, finish it in the evening, and miss three pages. This is the SDMB I remember. The one that drove me to excessive drinking. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/303 "2007-10-23T22:36:00Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] . Well, they say I’m a cunning linguist with a sharp tongue. [/QUOTE] :smack: That’s what they meant. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/304 "2007-10-23T22:42:57Z")
> [@lobstermobster](#): > > Why would you assume I like shitty beer just because I’m holding one in a picture? Why does everyone put words in everyone else’s mouth here? This whole sock business is really confusing. OK, take a picture of yourself with the beer you _do_ like and I’ll believe you. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/305 "2007-10-23T22:46:22Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Borgia] There is only one poster on the dope. Every poster is a sock of that poster. [/QUOTE] I would tell you to shut up, but I hate talking to myself. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/306 "2007-10-23T22:47:03Z")
[QUOTE=psycat90] True, but I’m sure woody can pull it off. [/QUOTE] Oh, I’ll pull it off, all right. Pull it off _like a fox_! **Troy** , you plebes should invite me to everything, and _I’ll_ decide if I feel like gracing you with my presence. Sorry for the hijack. Actually, I’m not really sorry at all. My saying that was merely a gesture. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/307 "2007-10-23T22:48:42Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Perfect. I commend you. [/QUOTE] Thank you for noticing, I figured it was lost in all the fellation. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/308 "2007-10-23T22:51:42Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Thank you for noticing, I figured it was lost in all the fellation. [/QUOTE] I noticed, too, fwiw. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/309 "2007-10-23T22:51:47Z")
so are we all best friends again? ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/310 "2007-10-23T22:55:21Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] Yeah, as far as I know, **Quiddity** is a member in good standing. I’m not sure where the sock idea came from. [/QUOTE] It’s _de rigueur_ to accuse anyone you disagree with/dislike/whatever as either a sock or a troll. It’s terribly clever and means you automatically win the argument. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/311 "2007-10-23T22:56:42Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] It’s _de rigeur_ to accuse anyone you disagree with/dislike/whatever as either a sock or a troll. It’s terribly clever and means you automatically win the argument. [/QUOTE] Stop trolling, sock. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/312 "2007-10-23T22:57:45Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] It’s _de rigeur_ to accuse anyone you disagree with/dislike/whatever as either a sock or a troll. It’s terribly clever and means you automatically win the argument. [/QUOTE] I thought you win an argument by bringing up Hitler ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/313 "2007-10-23T22:58:15Z")
[QUOTE=Sapo] Stop trolling, sock. [/QUOTE] Hey, stop socking the trolls! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/314 "2007-10-23T22:58:41Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] so are we all best friends again? [/QUOTE] _We_ are. Everyone still hates you, though. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/315 "2007-10-23T22:59:08Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] Hey, stop socking the trolls! [/QUOTE] I hate sleeping in socks it makes the rest of my body feel a lot warmer than it is. Is this a pulse point thing? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/316 "2007-10-23T23:00:06Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] I thought you win an argument by bringing up Hitler [/QUOTE] Stop Hitlering the Troll. Wait what? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/317 "2007-10-23T23:00:18Z")
I don’t understand this thread anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/318 "2007-10-23T23:01:21Z")
[QUOTE=myskepticsight] I don’t understand this thread anymore. [/QUOTE] \ That’s because you’re _Hitler_! \ ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/319 "2007-10-23T23:01:49Z")
Alright losers I’m leaving my office. Clearly I got a lot done today in the world of protecting the rights of laboratory animals. Thousands of rats were tortured because I was here dicking around with you guys. Sleep with that on your conscience. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/320 "2007-10-23T23:02:32Z")
[QUOTE=myskepticsight] I don’t understand this thread anymore. [/QUOTE] You mean you understood it before? _troll._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638.md?page=17)