# lobstermonster, stick to flipping off little kids **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 23, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638 "2007-10-23T00:28:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/341 "2007-10-24T02:25:36Z")
[QUOTE=myskepticsight] If someone will pay me a reasonable wage, I’ll wash the dude’s damn dishes. And soak them in bleach, set them on fire, whatever it takes to make him believe they’re clean. Then this can be over. I’m getting confused again. [/QUOTE] so insult someone already. You are like being in a greek wedding and not breaking any dishes. Wait, bad analogy for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/342 "2007-10-24T02:29:57Z")
[QUOTE=myskepticsight] If someone will pay me a reasonable wage, I’ll wash the dude’s damn dishes. And soak them in bleach, set them on fire, whatever it takes to make him believe they’re clean. Then this can be over. I’m getting confused again. [/QUOTE] Clearly you have ADD. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/343 "2007-10-24T02:35:12Z")
[QUOTE=Baffle] To see a physician admitting he doesn’t know something medical impresses me greatly. [/QUOTE] The more I learn, the more I realize just how little I really know. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/344 "2007-10-24T02:37:25Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan] The more I learn, the more I realize just how little I really know. [/QUOTE] It’s kinda sad that this is a rare, noble statement. But it is, so kudos to you, good doctor. ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/345 "2007-10-24T02:45:07Z")
[QUOTE=Sapo] so insult someone already. You are like being in a greek wedding and not breaking any dishes. Wait, bad analogy for this thread. [/QUOTE] Insult someone? Will that make this stop? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/346 "2007-10-24T02:48:23Z")
Along with that, **Baffle** , I must say that I have found several psychologists and psychiatrists to be crazier (yes, crazier) than their pts. I’m not sure how this fits with your accolade to **QtM** , but it’s getting late for me. It makes as much sense as anything else in the thread. **QtM** –kudos. Would that others thought the same.(I include me in that upon occasion). Hope this means you’re better. I see mentally ill people as people with a problem (one or more), not as victims or a pathology. **myskeptic** –You could try to insult someone–see where the spirit takes you… ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/347 "2007-10-24T02:51:49Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] I see mentally ill people [/QUOTE] I saw that movie!(took out stuff I’d accidentally left in) ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/348 "2007-10-24T02:53:07Z")
[QUOTE=myskepticsight] Insult someone? Will that make this stop? [/QUOTE] No. It will make it continue. Because god knows 7 pages of random sniping are not enough. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/349 "2007-10-24T02:56:54Z")
[QUOTE=Sapo] No. It will make it continue. Because god knows 7 pages of random sniping are not enough. [/QUOTE] Troll. No… sock. HITLER!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/350 "2007-10-24T03:00:18Z")
> [@wring](#): > > I saw that movie Ah, that famous masterpiece: The Sixth Hey, Look, Shiny ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/351 "2007-10-24T03:00:47Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Troll. No… sock. HITLER!!! [/QUOTE] Get out of my city, that was a lame insult. (was that good enough? probably not) ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/352 "2007-10-24T03:02:39Z")
I can see you’re trying, but like me, you lack the neccessary vitriol to succeed in the Pit. I’ve only successfully Pitted one person in my life, and I can’t even remember her name (she had affairs with married bosses). But I give you an A for effort. Go in peace, Grasshopper. you have done well. ETA–bwah! **wring** ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/353 "2007-10-24T03:04:05Z")
[QUOTE=myskepticsight] Get out of my city, that was a lame insult. (was that good enough? probably not) [/QUOTE] Clearly you have… Ah, fuck it. ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/354 "2007-10-24T03:07:10Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] I can see you’re trying, but like me, you lack the neccessary vitriol to succeed in the Pit. I’ve only successfully Pitted one person in my life, and I can’t even remember her name (she had affairs with married bosses). But I give you an A for effort. Go in peace, Grasshopper. you have done well. ETA–bwah! **wring** [/QUOTE] I made a pit thread last year. I didn’t get piled on too much. At least some people agreed with me. I just don’t have any vitrol currently, unless you guys start being assholes towards me. (please don’t) ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/355 "2007-10-24T03:13:03Z")
And me? I have ACDC. _bangs head_ ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/356 "2007-10-24T03:22:15Z")
[QUOTE=myskepticsight] I made a pit thread last year. I didn’t get piled on too much. At least some people agreed with me. I just don’t have any vitrol currently, unless you guys start being assholes towards me. (please don’t) [/QUOTE] I think I know the thread[,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=397574&page=1&pp=50) it was only one assh[o](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)le that I recall piling on you. Jim ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/357 "2007-10-24T03:25:44Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] I think I know the thread[,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=397574&page=1&pp=50) it was only one assh[o](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)le that I recall piling on you. Jim [/QUOTE] Yeah I thought I had some valid bitching to do. I’d start more pit threads but they’d be so weak I’d just be asking for it. That thread was almost a year ago and was about Black Friday…ugh glad I quit that job! ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/358 "2007-10-24T03:49:22Z")
[QUOTE=Hamadryad] _bangs head_ [/QUOTE] That’s Quiet Riot… ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/359 "2007-10-24T04:05:55Z")
I’d nominate this sucker for Threadspotting, but I think everone on the Dope has posted to this sprawling mess already. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638/360 "2007-10-24T04:08:33Z")
[QUOTE=askeptic] That’s Quiet Riot… [/QUOTE] Metal health will drive you mad. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lobstermonster-stick-to-flipping-off-little-kids/423638.md?page=19)