# Location

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 8, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695 "2008-01-08T03:53:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/121 "2008-01-10T00:51:06Z")

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[QUOTE=TroubleAgain]  
Well, just to make as many people happy as possible, I changed my location to include as much info about me as you could EEEEEEVER want to know. 😉  
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You married your cats?

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/122 "2008-01-10T01:50:52Z")

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MHO - I think that the location field is more useful when it does actually include the person’s real location. I wouldn’t bother pitting people who leave it blank or put in a joke, but my advice would be to put in a clue as to where you really are: it makes several types of threads easier to understand.  
Using it to make fun of Leaffan is a joke that will quickly get old.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/123 "2008-01-10T01:55:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Arnold Winkelried]

Using it to make fun of Leaffan is a joke that will quickly get old.  
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It will be fun while it lasts.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/124 "2008-01-10T02:02:27Z")

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You guys should be Leaffan well enough alone.

Besides, I made a genuine offer (now expired, unfortunately) to share a googlemap image of my location. You had your chance.

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/125 "2008-01-10T02:32:39Z")

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[QUOTE=blondebear]  
You guys should be Leaffan well enough alone.

Besides, I made a genuine offer (now expired, unfortunately) to share a googlemap image of my location. You had your chance.  
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'sokay. We’re already watching.

Lean a little to the left, please.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/126 "2008-01-10T02:32:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Arnold Winkelried]  
Using it to make fun of Leaffan is a joke that will quickly get old.  
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Thumbing your nose at someone who is wound too tight is an ancient and honored tradition. Sure, we’ll all probably revert to our normal locations in a few days, but in the meantime…  
UP YOURS, YOU ANAL-RETENTIVE TWERP!!!

(That would be **Leaffan** , not **Arnold**.) (Unless it would tweak the nose of **Arnold** , too. In which case, consider him included!) 😃

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/127 "2008-01-10T03:44:40Z")

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No.

Mine is perfectly fine where it is. Besides, “Up Shit Crick w/Paddle” has been done before.

> [@Askance](#):
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> But that’s no excuse for not even giving what country you’re in, and probably the state or province would be OK too (except Montana).

What the fuck is wrong with Montana?

Tripler  
(It’s the Pit. Someone’s gotta say ‘fuck’ somewhere, goddamnit!)

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/128 "2008-01-10T04:00:06Z")

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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]  
Lean a little to the left, please.  
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My left or your left?

..or Leaffan’s left?

Wait a minute, do you mean geographically or politically? Is this some sort of trick?

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/129 "2008-01-10T16:25:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Lok]  
I believe you left off “Incredible eyes”. Really.  
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:o You made me blush! 🙂

[QUOTE=SisterCoyote]  
You married your cats?  
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No…married WITH cats, not married TO cats, :p, though the husband does say that if he dies before me, he wants to come back as one of my critters. 😃

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/130 "2008-01-10T17:06:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Leaffan]  
Too funny.

All I’m saying is that when posts are pertinent to location then either identify your location in your post, or IDEALLY have it already entered in the (jeez) “location” field."

You can’t ask or answer location-specific posts and expect us all to be mind readers. I don’t think this is too much to ask.  
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This is more than reasonable. I prefer to keep my location vague, but include pertinent information in specific posts when asking about location-based issues (like driving direction recommendations).

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/131 "2008-01-10T17:06:47Z")

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[QUOTE=TroubleAgain]  
:o You made me blush! 🙂

No…married WITH cats, not married TO cats, :p, though the husband does say that if he dies before me, he wants to come back as one of my critters. 😃  
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I saw your picture in the “Guess a Doper’s age” thread.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/132 "2008-01-10T19:30:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Lok]  
I saw your picture in the “Guess a Doper’s age” thread.  
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I guessed that, and it’s very sweet of you to compliment me. God knows I enjoy compliments! 🙂

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/133 "2008-01-10T20:01:19Z")

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Mine is more evocative of the environmental conditions from which I post, instead of a bland random city name that you’ve never been to.

Plus, I enjoy the silly puns of other dopers, if only this board had more data fields to increase the pun potential.

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**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/134 "2008-01-10T20:39:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Leaffan]  
Look, just put your real location in the fucking field will ya?

You think I’m amused or impressed with your little joke location? No. I think you’re a pompous, self centered jerk who thinks you’re cute if you joke about your location.

You’ve got a pseudonym for your user name, and you’re afraid to somewhat localize your position? What are you afraid of? It would clarify umpteen posts from the outset if you only somewhat pinpointed your location: dipshits.  
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Because its nobody’s business where I am, jerk.

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**Author:** ![pantheon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@pantheon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantheon)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/135 "2008-01-10T20:55:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Lok]  
I was confused by your location originally, because there is a Hicksville here in Ohio about an hour north of me. I was wondering when the folks living there learned how to turn on a computer. 😛  
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Woah, cool. So…Van Wert, maybe? I’m in Wapakoneta.

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**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/136 "2008-01-10T20:58:02Z")

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This is where you’ll find me 7 months out of the year. The remaining 5 months, I’ll be, let’s say, uptown. What more do ya need? What are you, a friggen Met fan?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/137 "2008-01-10T21:21:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Gorsnak]  
Meh. Anyone who can’t figure out where I am based on my location tag isn’t going to know where Saskatoon, Saskatchewan is anyways. Saskawhat?  
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Somewhere near Biggar, if I recall correctly.

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/138 "2008-01-10T21:36:05Z")

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[QUOTE=pantheon]  
Woah, cool. So…Van Wert, maybe? I’m in Wapakoneta.  
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Yes. There are actually several people here from this area.

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/139 "2008-01-10T21:36:17Z")

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My new location has been listed.

Yes, African American women can be assholes too!

I LOVE this corny joke.

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**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/location/432695/140 "2008-01-10T21:55:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Leaffan]  
Look, just put your real location in the fucking field will ya?

You think I’m amused or impressed with your little joke location? No. I think you’re a pompous, self centered jerk who thinks you’re cute if you joke about your location.  
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Bad news…I am in your router.

Cutting connection to internet in 3…2…1…

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