# Lohan's EW cover picture

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 13, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585 "2004-12-13T13:01:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/1 "2004-12-13T13:01:39Z")

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I rarely comment on stuff like this, but “whoa!”.  
I should be ashamed, I’m old enough to be her father. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/2 "2004-12-13T13:02:33Z")

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I think it’s a homage to a famous Ann Margaret shot, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/3 "2004-12-13T13:04:49Z")

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No offense intended to those that feel otherwise but am I the only (female appreciating) male not currently infatuated with Lindsay Lohan? I sure seem to be.

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/4 "2004-12-13T13:14:51Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> No offense intended to those that feel otherwise but am I the only (female appreciating) male not currently infatuated with Lindsay Lohan? I sure seem to be.

\<Ahem. . . \> Not meaning to be exclusionary and all, Aesiron, but this thread is reserved only for people with “Bob” in their login name.

But, as long as you’re here. . . she’s 18. Until I saw EW, I liked the fact that most of the time she looks like a teenager, not in such a rush to glam up. Even made up as she is in EW, she still looks like a regular kid, made up. So, I’m with you; she’s a cute kid, and that’s all.

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**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/5 "2004-12-13T13:15:08Z")

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> [@Genghis Bob](#):
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> I think it’s a homage to a famous Ann Margaret shot, isn’t it?

Yes it is, and I loved Ann Margeret for that too!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/6 "2004-12-13T13:23:09Z")

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Thank you, **Genghis Bob** (my name’s Robert, by the way… close enough?); I was beginning to think I was alone.

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/7 "2004-12-13T13:25:53Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> . . . my name’s Robert, by the way… close enough?. .

Okay, you’re in. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/8 "2004-12-13T13:28:06Z")

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My middle name’s Robert; my dad goes by Bob and I’m named for him. Having established my credentials, I’m here to say:

Lindsay Lohan is Eff Eye Enn Eee FINE. She puts the yowzas in my trowzas. Thank you, that is all.

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/9 "2004-12-13T14:18:37Z")

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My name is Wil, but I am the King of the Halloween Apple **Bob** (I’m all man, though).

My thought is that she is cute, but by NO MEANS sexy.

My objection to Lohan is that she COULD be a Jodie Foster but she is turning into a Tara Reid.

The article associated with that cover (which was OK) potrayed her as a self-absorbed idiot. You could tell the writer thought she was a putz.

She’ll be a burnout in five years.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/10 "2004-12-13T16:09:35Z")

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Yeah, hot.

She’s really a very good actress. I haven’t read the article yet but I have read other interviews with her and she sure seems like an air-head. (It’s like Renee Zellweger – they’re both great on camera but apparently don’t _know_ how to act – they just do it very well.) Lohan’s still just a kid, of course. Maybe she’ll grow up.

I bemoan the fact that everyone needs to be a triple threat these days. C’mon, Lindsey, you’re a great actor – why would that make you think you can sing?

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/11 "2004-12-13T16:26:29Z")

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Is it online anywhere? Not that I’m a dirty old man or anything, I just wanna see so I can partake in the discussion.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/12 "2004-12-13T16:33:07Z")

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> [@watsonwil](#):
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> Lohan…COULD be a Jodie Foster

What makes you think that? I haven’t seen her show interest in anything with artistic merit.

Whether or not she’s a good actor is a moot point if she’s going to keep singing pop songs and making movies like _Herbie the Love Bug_.

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**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/13 "2004-12-13T16:36:19Z")

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> Is it online anywhere? Not that I’m a dirty old man or anything, I just wanna see so I can partake in the discussion.

Towards the bottom right. It is small.

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**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/14 "2004-12-13T16:38:37Z")

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Would the link help?

> **[TV Recaps, Movie & Music News](https://ew.com/)**
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> Entertainment Weekly brings you the latest TV, movie, music, and book news daily.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/15 "2004-12-13T16:44:38Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> …am I the only (female appreciating) male not currently infatuated with Lindsay Lohan? I sure seem to be.

Yep. 😉

…_so_ hot…

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/16 "2004-12-13T16:46:36Z")

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> [@Kel Varnsen - Latex Division](#):
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> Would the link help?
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> [http://www.ew.com/ew/](http://www.ew.com/ew/)

Looks hot from what I can tell.

Lohan’s looks are hit and miss for me. Sometimes she’s hot, sometimes she looks too young, sometimes she looks like a guy I used to work with.

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**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/17 "2004-12-13T16:54:57Z")

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> sometimes she looks like a guy I used to work with.

Did he have incredible breasts, too?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/18 "2004-12-13T17:06:31Z")

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> [@Kel Varnsen - Latex Division](#):
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> Did he have incredible breasts, too?

No but I’m sure he could’ve bought the same model as hers if he had the money.

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**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/19 "2004-12-13T17:09:15Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> No but I’m sure he could’ve bought the same model as hers if he had the money.

Her breasts look pretty natural to me.

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**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/20 "2004-12-13T17:11:17Z")

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Better picture of the cover:

[http://english.sohu.com/20041210/n223422130.shtml](http://english.sohu.com/20041210/n223422130.shtml)

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