# Lohan's EW cover picture **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 13, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585 "2004-12-13T13:01:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/21 "2004-12-13T17:30:42Z")
> [@Kel Varnsen - Latex Division](#): > > Her breasts look pretty natural to me. [Link](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html) See that “ridge” that defines the outer edge of the breast? Yea…real breasts don’t have that. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/22 "2004-12-13T17:31:32Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > What makes you think that? I haven’t seen her show interest in anything with artistic merit. > > Whether or not she’s a good actor is a moot point if she’s going to keep singing pop songs and making movies like _Herbie the Love Bug_. A talented Disney star who makes the transition to serious actress instead of leather-faced, bar slut. ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/23 "2004-12-13T17:39:20Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > [Link](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html) > > See that “ridge” that defines the outer edge of the breast? Yea…real breasts don’t have that. I don’t see the ridge, Ithink bad constrst is doing things in that picture. But on that site it says there is no gap between breasts when a woman is standing up - what the hell are they talking about? Are they saying cleavage is just naturally there? ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/24 "2004-12-13T17:54:02Z")
> [@Kel Varnsen - Latex Division](#): > > I don’t see the ridge, Ithink bad constrst is doing things in that picture. You’re either making excuses or you’re not familiar with natural human female breasts. The contrast of the picture has absolutely nothing to do with the well defined ) ( shape on the landscape of her chest. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/25 "2004-12-13T18:02:30Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > No offense intended to those that feel otherwise but am I the only (female appreciating) male not currently infatuated with Lindsay Lohan? I sure seem to be. I don’t quite see the fascination. She’s a relatively attractive young woman who, like many before her, seems compelled to take the slutty route out of child stardom (“Look, I’m nekkid so I must be an adult!” ) More’s the pity as she seems decent enough and might even have some talent, not that I know of any proof for that theory. Ann Margaret was much hotter in the original pose. ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/26 "2004-12-13T18:03:55Z")
> [@](#): > > The contrast of the picture has absolutely nothing to do with the well defined ) ( shape on the landscape of her chest. Oh, that ridge. To me it just looks like she has fairly wide set breasts that being pushed together by her shirt (and possibly a bra). ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/27 "2004-12-13T18:06:56Z")
I get the impression you decided before you ever saw that picture **Cisco**. I’ver seen plenty of female breasts and it is not obvious hers are fake from that pic. Actually, during her SNL appearance I thought they looked pretty natural. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/28 "2004-12-13T18:24:03Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > I get the impression you decided before you ever saw that picture **Cisco**. I’ver seen plenty of female breasts and it is not obvious hers are fake from that pic. Actually, during her SNL appearance I thought they looked pretty natural. They look kind of fake in the pic, but if they are, she must’ve had them removed since then. I also noticed during her SNL appearance, that they were _jiggly_, and thought, she’s way too young, and not busty enough for that to happen. But if she had implants, then had them removed, that may have caused them to be not so firm. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/29 "2004-12-13T18:39:59Z")
One may play “spot the scar tissue” [here](http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/2004/05/lindsay-lohans-breast-implants-lindsay.html) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/30 "2004-12-13T18:40:41Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > No offense intended to those that feel otherwise but am I the only (female appreciating) male not currently infatuated with Lindsay Lohan? I sure seem to be. She’s nice, but not that special. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/31 "2004-12-13T18:50:52Z")
I think the Anti-Lindsay backlash officially started this month with a Tom Junod column in _Esquire,_ deriding her as an “oven stuffer” (i.e. a woman whose physical appeal is based on elements that simply don’t exist in nature, like those farm-raised turkeys and chickens whose breast meat is so hormonally pumped up that they’d be unable to reproduce in any natural way). She’s very attractive. The thing I find most appealing about her is that she endowed her character in _Mean Girls_ with a lot of intelligence, none of which is in evidence in all the stories about her nightclubbing, her dad, and her involvement with Wilmer Valderrama. She’s this year’s Britney, and the year is almost over. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/32 "2004-12-13T19:31:09Z")
I’m surprised no one has mentioned her nipple exposure that occured a while back. If you don’t know what I talking about, Google on: lindsey lohan nipple e3 ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/33 "2004-12-13T19:38:19Z")
> [@Enright3](#): > > I’m surprised no one has mentioned her nipple exposure that occured a while back. If you don’t know what I talking about, Google on: lindsey lohan nipple > > e3 If you google that phrase and look at the second link (caution: nudity), the breast is in good sight and looks very unnatural. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/34 "2004-12-13T19:52:06Z")
She’s a cute kid, not what I’d call a potential Oscar winner but definitely not a _bad_ actress. I liked her in The Parent Trap and Mean Girls. I give her 5 years, tops, before she strips for Playboy. It’s a shame that decent actresses still have to slut themselves up to get any press. What a disappointment. What is it with these child stars growing up to have no sense? **My objection to Lohan is that she COULD be a Jodie Foster but she is turning into a Tara Reid.** Bite thy tongue. Jodie is not only a kickass actress, she’s brilliant AND has class to boot. Lohan couldn’t measure up in a million years. [Danica McKellar](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005211/), OTOH, could be another Jodie if she got a decent part. PS: Occam’s Razor, people. Which is more likely? Lohan just “happened” to be blessed with PERFECT boobs, which just “happens” to come in handy for her since she’s an actress, or they’re fake? ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/35 "2004-12-13T20:13:56Z")
Yes. OK! It _is_ a stretch to say she could be the next Jodie Foster. Perhaps this is more to your liking: [correction] My objection to Lohan is that she COULD **follow the path of** Jodie Foster but instead she is **following the** Tara Reid \*\* skanky road to washout hell\*\*. [/correction] Fair enough? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/36 "2004-12-13T20:15:32Z")
LOL! Yeah, better 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/37 "2004-12-13T20:38:49Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > PS: Occam’s Razor, people. Which is more likely? Lohan just “happened” to be blessed with PERFECT boobs, which just “happens” to come in handy for her since she’s an actress, or they’re fake? By that logic there are girls all over this country in colleges and high schools that are completely fake. Plastic surgery is everywhere but not that everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/38 "2004-12-13T22:41:20Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > It’s a shame that decent actresses still have to slut themselves up to get any press. What a disappointment. What is it with these child stars growing up to have no sense? Who are the top-tier actresses these days? I’d say Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, Anna Paquin, Natalie Portman, Alyson Hannigan, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Kirsten Dunst are on top of the heap, were part of the same child star machine as Lindsay, and don’t seem any worse for wear. Maybe it’s just her. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/39 "2004-12-13T22:49:01Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > am I the only (female appreciating) male not currently infatuated with Lindsay Lohan? I sure seem to be. Dude, you don’t even need the disclaimer. Damn, she’s hot. I honestly can’t see how anyone – male, female, straight, gay, blind (okay, blind, sure) – could look at that cover and not do a double-take with an accompanying “hominahominahomina.” My conversation with my (straight) friend Alex: Me: “Did you see the cover of the latest Entertainment Weekly?” Alex: “No! What’s on it?” Me: “You mean, what’s on it _now_?” ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/40 "2004-12-13T23:00:36Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > My conversation with my (straight) friend Alex: > Me: “Did you see the cover of the latest Entertainment Weekly?” > Alex: “No! What’s on it?” > Me: “You mean, what’s on it _now_?” So does that mean Lindsay gets a toaster oven? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585.md?page=3)