# Lohan's EW cover picture **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 13, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585 "2004-12-13T13:01:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/61 "2004-12-14T17:23:26Z")
Yeah! She doesn’t even LOOK like LL anymore. I’d’ve never guessed it was supposed to be her. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/62 "2004-12-14T17:33:43Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Yeah! She doesn’t even LOOK like LL anymore. I’d’ve never guessed it was supposed to be her. When’s the last time you saw her? I take it you haven’t seen her music video. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/63 "2004-12-14T17:36:42Z")
_Bad Girls_, but I’m sure I’ve seen publicity stills that were much more recent. the last I saw she was normal-hot. Now she’s just a clone. ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/64 "2004-12-14T18:53:42Z")
> [@photopat](#): > > Would you like a root beer and a satin negiligee? 😃 And **photopat** owes me a new keyboard. If it helps anyone, I went out with a girl in university who had perfect breasts. No droop, no sag, perfect shape, perfect cleavage, big C cup. I believe they were used to help fix the calibration on the Hubble telescope. See, some women have that when they’re 18 years old. Just saying that LL’s don’t _have_ to be fake just because they look that good. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/65 "2004-12-14T18:57:47Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > _Bad Girls_, but I’m sure I’ve seen publicity stills that were much more recent. the last I saw she was normal-hot. Now she’s just a clone. I believe it. She photographs very inconsistently. She recently did a spread in a magazine that I can’t remember (it wasn’t GQ, was it? Maybe Vanity Fair.) Anyway, she had about 5 pics in there - all of them looked completely different. A couple she was smokin’ hot, some she looked a little _Mean Girls_-tomboyish, one she looked like some guy Cisco used to work with. Very much like the Seinfeldian two-face. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/66 "2004-12-14T22:13:27Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > she had about 5 pics in there . . . one she looked like some guy Cisco used to work with. Told you guys. ---
**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/67 "2004-12-15T00:57:33Z")
> [@kka](#): > > Am I the only one that think’s the EW cover looks like it has had a **lot** of work in Photo-Shop? I said that back on page 1. I guess the talk of my own boobs must’ve distracted you. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/68 "2004-12-15T01:12:18Z")
What? ---
**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/69 "2004-12-15T02:38:04Z")
As long as she doesn’t smile, she looks pretty cute. When she smiles, however (as in [this photo](http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mtv/mtv_movie_awards_arrivals_2004_photos/lindsay_lohan/mtv10.jpg)), she looks like a goddamned Cabbage Patch doll. ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/70 "2004-12-15T02:48:03Z")
> [@Lindsay Lohan](#): > > They’re real. And we learn she is open to new experiences: > [@Lindsay Lohan](#): > > No, you go in the back door [http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/14/celeb.q.a.lohan.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/14/celeb.q.a.lohan.ap/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Mr\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/71 "2004-12-15T18:36:25Z")
I think she has a great talent for acting. All the other fluff is just …fluff. I go see her movies cause I enjoy them and ignore the other crap. Oh, and my breasts are about the same size (and they’re fabulous-thanks very much 😉 ) as hers and I have a natural gap between them. She has always been more curvy and filled out than skinny which gives her that adult sexiness instead of just another teen trying to look grown up. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585/72 "2004-12-16T16:02:56Z")
I finally got to hear Lohan on the Ellen show (she appeared on Regis and Kelly but didn’t sing) and my ears are bleeding. It was so off-key and amateurish, I thought it was an American Idol commercial. The uncomfortable interview that followed had Ellen praising her singing and reassuring her that the performance was great. (maybe she meant like in a William Hung way) Oy! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lohans-ew-cover-picture/279585.md?page=3)