# Lolo: Let Me Guess...athiest?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 8, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272 "2001-11-08T20:51:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/21 "2001-11-08T22:49:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lolo \*  
> \*_and no, I don’t believe \* their isn’t a God, so can that argument._

So you KNOW their [sp] isn’t a God? My esteem goes up for you immensely now that I know you can prove negatives. I wish I could do that ☹

Just look at the way **Ikujinashi’s** amazingly coherent and well-written and reasoned ARGUMENT was treated IN THAT SAME THREAD and then then contrast his style with your style and then try and take a guess as to why one was favored over the other.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/22 "2001-11-08T23:06:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > > Anyone stupid enough to think their religion is the right religion is too stupid to see their religion is just as invalid as any religion, hence, none of it is worthy of anything more than dismissal and mockery
> > 
> > Umm, that can be applied to your POV, as well, **Lolo**.\*\*
> 
> How? I’m not religious.
> 
> and no, I don’t \*believe \* their isn’t a God, so can that argument.

so, in this context, not not believing in a god is part of your personal belief system anyway. and, therein you are also rejecting other’s beliefs and, defining religion as a shared belief system, their religion. now, hypocracy never helps a point, so you should try examining yourself before fronting your ideas.

remember, the burden of proof is always on the side of the one outside the _status quo_, so issuants must have that much better an argument.

ps, how old are you, anyway? i’m not trying to pass judgement yet, but you make that quite difficult.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/23 "2001-11-08T23:08:25Z")

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[Muppet News Flash]  
I just thought people in this thread may like to know that in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97923), **Lolo** has admitted to trolling.  
[/Muppet News Flash]

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/24 "2001-11-08T23:16:08Z")

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…And he’s OUTTA HERE!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/25 "2001-11-08T23:18:14Z")

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[Muppet News Flash Update]  
This just in from the thread linked to previously:  
**Lolo**  
[sup]BANNED[/sup]

The lovely administrator **Lynn Bodoni** had this to say on the subject:

> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni_\*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
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> > - 
> > 
> > Originally posted by THespos \*  
> > Nice one, Lolo. You admit you’re just trolling, which is one of the quickest ways to get banned from this board. It’s likely you’ll get kicked as soon as a mod notices the admission and refers the matter to the admins.
> > 
> > So let’s start the countdown…
> > 
> > 5…  
> > 4…
> 
> 1. \*\*

[/Muppet News Flash Update]

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/26 "2001-11-08T23:27:11Z")

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Gaudere, nice aliteraton:

you’re bucking for a banning, bub.

Lolo might have done much better if he looked up the works of people who takes the stance of anti-religion seriously, like Marilyn Manson. If Marilyn sings as well as he writes, there would be probably a lot more new converts under his spell.

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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/27 "2001-11-08T23:37:53Z")

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Don’t have much to say, but I do think I am going to start calling all the religious people I know “cult member” rather than using their names. It’ll be fun.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/28 "2001-11-08T23:42:40Z")

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The thing is, _technically_, and I say this as a Christian…  
Isn’t Christianity basically a really big Messianic cult of Judaism? Or would sect be a better word for it?

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/29 "2001-11-08T23:48:11Z")

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I **am** impressed now.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/30 "2001-11-08T23:58:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni_  
> \*\*5…  
> 4…

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> \*\*0. \*\*

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Moderator math. Gotta love it.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/31 "2001-11-09T00:01:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
> \*\*  
> Therefore, I gotta say, for dead-on accuracy, Lolo’s sig fits Lolo perfectly, with one single (but very important) difference:
> 
> Major-General Stanley was _likeable_.
> 
> Fenris \*\*

Stanely could also polish the hell out of brass doors.

Lolo would get spittle all over it.

😃

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/32 "2001-11-09T00:25:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Miskatonic \*  
> \*\*Stanely could also polish the hell out of brass doors.
> 
> Lolo would get spittle all over it.
> 
> 😃 \*\*

Nitpick: Sir Joseph Porter could polish the hell out of handles on the big brass doors, not Stanley (although I suspect they went to the same military academy!)

But other than that quibble, point very well taken! 😉

Fenris

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**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/33 "2001-11-09T00:42:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
> \*\*Nitpick: Sir Joseph Porter could polish the hell out of handles on the big brass doors, not Stanley (although I suspect they went to the same military academy!)  
> \*\*

I’ll see your quibble and raise you another: according to Sir Joseph, that would be “none at all,” then? 😉

G&S is so much more fun than trolls, though… 😃

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/34 "2001-11-09T01:30:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
> \*\*The thing is, _technically_, and I say this as a Christian…  
> Isn’t Christianity basically a really big Messianic cult of Judaism? Or would sect be a better word for it? \*\*

Once upon a time, yes. But it’s evolved enough that I think you can pretty easily argue that it no longer falls under the umbrella of Judaism.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/35 "2001-11-09T02:10:08Z")

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Lolo banned?

People really DO win at the SDMB!

😃

jarbaby

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/36 "2001-11-09T08:35:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lolo \*  
> \*\*how about, LOLO;The ANTI-Christ? \*\*

As a Christian, I think I will feel somewhat cheated if this turns out to be the case.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/37 "2001-11-09T09:28:11Z")

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Hey! Who is going to start the plaintive “Why was LOLO banned” thread?

Come on. Some one has to do it.

Aw. Come on.

[sub]Stop throwing things at me. Someone had to say it![/sub]

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/38 "2001-11-09T13:30:34Z")

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**yosimitebabe** , [you’ve got to keep up, better](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97945). (From 11/08, 05:17 P M)

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**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/39 "2001-11-09T14:13:08Z")

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His name was **Lolo**!  
He was a trollboy!  
But he didn’t have no style,  
He’d just raise the Christians’ bile!

He’d rag on Jesus!  
Call him a cultist!  
But while he’d insult the big guy,  
The mods would keep a watchful eye!  
'Til Lynn couldn’t let it pass!  
She up and busted his ass!  
Now he’s banned and gone forever -  
He’ll never post! a!gain!  
At the Straight Dope!  
Straight Dope Message Board!  
The hot----

[sub]\<hook appears; exit flodnak, stage left\>[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lolo-let-me-guess-athiest/92272/40 "2001-11-09T17:53:05Z")

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Thanks a lot, **flodnak**! Now I’ve got that damned song stuck in my head!

[sub]That was brilliant, by the way![/sub]

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