Gymnastics does have definite, specific elements the judges are looking for, as well as how they should be done and very specific penalties for doing things wrong. The problem is that there is no such thing as fair judging, especially on the Olympics level. There will always be biases, always be agendas, always be favors to give. Add the fact that these judges are accountable to absolutely no one and never have to answer for a single decision, no matter how egregious, and you can never trust the results. It’s a sport, all right, just not one anyone should be taking seriously. I put all the figure skating disciplines in the same category.
Likewise, boxing, where the judging system always has and always will be a crying joke, I don’t care how many tweaks and quirks and doodads they throw in. I mean, what the hell is “ring generalship”? Or “effective offense”? Has anyone even tried do define these elements in clear, understandable terms, preferably with video accompaniment so we can see them? I’ll tell you what it is: a smokescreen. A cover-up. So the judges, after making a horrible and completely wrong decision, can fudge up whatever excuse they wanted, including the ever-dependable “he blocked a lot of punches”. (Never mind that being excessively defense is supposed to be a negative.)
Cheerleading just plain baffles me. It’s not a sport for the simple reason that it’s not a competition. The whole purpose is to get the crowd riled up. You do that, you’ve “won”, and it makes absolutely no difference whether the opposing squad riled up their folks better or worse. This is like the Merrie Monarch Festival: without any criteria, the judges just have to pick a winner, and they can use whatever dang method they want. Beautiful, colorful spectacle, yes. Sport, no.
Golf is a sport because while it’s not strenuous, it has physical skills, which most definitely have to be honed for a long period of time for anyone seeking to compete on the professional level. Poker does not. Furthermore, while there’s always an element of luck, I can’t call anything that’s nearly pure chance (especially Hold 'Em, which I completely fail to see the appeal of) a sport. Card game, yes. Competition, I’ll grant it that.
I have no problem including events that don’t have “defense”. Some sports have offensive and defensive units, some don’t. Some have a ball, some don’t. I mean, when you really think about it, baseball is pretty weird, what with only the defensive end being allowed to handle the ball, fielders being able to set up anywhere they want, and offense having to run strict, predetermined lines (never mind the whole smack-it-fifty-feet-out-of-bounds-and-get-a-free-do-over thing I’ve mentioned more than enough times). It takes all kinds. So long as it meets the basic prerequisites, I’m cool.
Auto racing, that’s a tricky one. Of course there’s a competitive aspect, and of course the driver needs considerable physical skills. The thing is, the guys who work on the vehicle…mechanics, crewmen, testers…have at least as much to do with the driver’s success as the driver himself. They’re not kidding when they call themselves a “team”. So I’d put motorsports in its own unique niche, as I would horse racing. The problem with putting it in the Olympics comes down to a simple question: what kind? There are a plethora of vehicle types, course types, and regulations; there is no “standard” form of auto racing. Indycar? Pro stock? Rally? Lightweight? Off-road? BMX? Just too many to narrow down.