# LonesomePolecat please show me to be a bigot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 4, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573 "2005-08-04T15:39:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/1 "2005-08-04T15:39:34Z")

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You called me one in post 221 of the following thread.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=328511&page=5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=328511&page=5)

I may be a lot of things. A bad speller, lazy thinker etc. but you called me a bigot.

It’s quite easy really. Put up of shut up.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/2 "2005-08-04T15:41:58Z")

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Bollocks.

Put up **or** shut up.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/3 "2005-08-04T16:18:52Z")

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I don’t suppose you’d like to quote (in toto - no out-of-context, please) the relevant posts that brought about this accusation in the first place, would you? While I dislike groundless accusations of racism, my lunch hour (indeed, my life) isn’t long enough to analyze a five-page thread in Iraq, panning for gold.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/4 "2005-08-04T16:25:18Z")

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It’s probably your accent.

[wink]

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/5 "2005-08-04T16:47:48Z")

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No prob.

I’ll just link to all my posts and the ones that are connected to them.

First I posted this in reply to the OP.

[Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6434574#post6434574)

Then I replied to this. [Evil One’s post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6434987#post6434987) with this post ( [Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6435026#post6435026) )

The next post in the thread is a reply that that from **Evil One**

I then replied with [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6435123#post6435123) .

**Evil One** replied with [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6435150#post6435150)

To which I replied with [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6435205#post6435205)

Then I got an apology. [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6435222#post6435222)

My next post was [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6435363#post6435363)

I’m getting bored with all this linking.

The next posts that are by me or directed at me are posts numbered

98  
101  
104  
108  
195  
208

After that it’s just be getting pissy about being called a bigot.

Hope this is helpful but I realise it’s still a bit of reading for your lunch hour.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/6 "2005-08-04T17:27:54Z")

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Wasting yer time, amigo. **Shunned Skunk** is one of those fellows who think blind ignorance is a down-home country value, and that America hates who he hates, so he must be right because America must be right. Note calling **Butch** , the poster formerly known as **Nurse Carmen** a “turdbrained lefty”. That’s about the level of discourse he thrives upon. He failed to keep the mud in his brain pan circulating, so it dried and set up like concrete, and facts bounce off like bb’s off a bull’s butt.

Forget it, have a pint and a smile. Don’t you have guys have a peace scare to celebrate?

(PS: loved you in _Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo_. Good old fashioned slice 'em up!)

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**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/7 "2005-08-04T18:03:17Z")

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> [@yojimbo](#):
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> Bollocks.
> 
> Put up **or** shut up.

Fuck you.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/8 "2005-08-04T18:04:41Z")

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> [@Lonesome Polecat](#):
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> Fuck you.

Wow.

I guess you showed _him_.

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**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/9 "2005-08-04T18:08:16Z")

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> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#):
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> Wow.
> 
> I guess you showed _him_.

Yup. Sure did. Fuck you, too.

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/10 "2005-08-04T18:08:29Z")

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> [@LonesomePolecat](#):
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> Fuck you.

ZING! Or not.

That’s about the level of thinking we’ve come to expect from you.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/11 "2005-08-04T18:09:08Z")

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> [@LonesomePolecat](#):
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> Fuck you.

**Elucidator** , your accuracy in predicting **LP** ’s level of response was amazing. Care to share any stock picks?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/12 "2005-08-04T18:10:15Z")

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I think he showed everyone.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/13 "2005-08-04T18:11:26Z")

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> [@LonesomePolecat](#):
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> Fuck you.

Can’t argue with that evidence.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/14 "2005-08-04T18:13:43Z")

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> [@LonesomePolecat](#):
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> Fuck you.

Man, he’s like Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker, and Mark Twain rolled up in one, ain’t he?

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/15 "2005-08-04T18:13:57Z")

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He has called me a racist before. He plays the race card more than a million Al Sharptons squished together.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/16 "2005-08-04T18:23:51Z")

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Man, I wish I could hang out and watch this thread evolve, but I’m getting stomach cramps, so I’m probably going to be stuck in the bathroom for a while trying to squeeze out a **Lonesome Polecat** or two.

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**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/17 "2005-08-04T18:25:11Z")

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> [@Isolated Mephitidae](#):
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> Fuck you.

Best. Comeback. Ever.

He’s got you there Yojimbo. I don’t know what else you can do but gracefully concede.

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/18 "2005-08-04T18:30:30Z")

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> [@LonesomePolecat](#):
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> Fuck you.

Where the hell did that come from? I read the other thread, **LonseomePolecat** , and frankly I can’t see where you get that \*\*yojimbo’s \*\* a bigot from anything he said there. Even his pitting of you here was pretty damned mild.

If you’ve got a beef against him, why not lay it out here, rather than confirming what everyone’s already saying about you?

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/19 "2005-08-04T18:36:54Z")

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In school I studied the works of Swift, Yeat’s, Kavanagh and other wordsmiths.

You leave them in your wake **lonely pussy**.

So are you at least going to shut the fuck up 😉

You certainly called that perfectly **elucidator** and yes we have had some very positive moves towards sanity recently but now it’s really getting scary. The ball’s in the politicians court now :eek:

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**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/20 "2005-08-04T19:00:17Z")

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Gentlemen, there seems to be a failure to communicate here. Here is all I’m trying to say to you.

Fuck you.

I trust that clears everything up. Have nice day. 😃

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