# LonesomePolecat please show me to be a bigot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 4, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573 "2005-08-04T15:39:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/41 "2005-08-04T23:07:38Z")
**Lonesome Polecat** I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/42 "2005-08-04T23:10:34Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > He _finally_ changed his user name to something a bit more…butch? It’s about time. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/43 "2005-08-04T23:14:42Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > First **DDG** , then **SM** , now **LP**. > > The giant font lame retort fad lives! Wow, **Duck Duck Goose** pulled a giant-sized FU on somebody? That seems so out of character, but in, like, a totally awesome way. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/44 "2005-08-04T23:39:51Z")
If you’re gonna use a big “fuck you” as an argument, you might as well go all the way: **_–==\<\<{{[[FUCK YOU!!!_]]}}\>\>==–**\* [sub]\*And the horse you rode in on, dickhead![/sub] Or, if you were feeling more ambitious, you could do it in smileys. I am not so ambitious so I’ll abbreviate: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(☹ :(:):):):):):(:):(:(:(:):(:)☹ :(:):(:(:(:(:(:):(:(:(:):(:)☹ :(:):):):(:(:(:):(:(:(:):(:)☹ :(:):(:(:(:(:(:):(:(:(:):(:(☹ :(:):(:(:(:(:(:(:):):):(:(:)☹ :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(☹ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/45 "2005-08-04T23:57:29Z")
[For Miller.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2826541&postcount=30) **Lonseome Polecat** puts the \*\*\*F U \*\*\* back in **fun**! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/46 "2005-08-05T00:09:45Z")
> [@uglybeech](#): > > Oh my God. I think this is his way of conceding. Sadly, no. I think this is his way of _explaining._ ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/47 "2005-08-05T00:28:38Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Sadly, no. I think this is his way of _explaining._ Actually I think he was trying to apologize and it just didn’t come out right. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/48 "2005-08-05T00:35:40Z")
Kind of like Tyson was trying to kiss Holyfield’s ear lobe but it just didn’t work out that way. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/49 "2005-08-05T00:44:46Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > [For Miller.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2826541&postcount=30) Damn, I remember that thread! Good times. Good times. Well, not really “good,” per se… ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/50 "2005-08-05T01:02:39Z")
yojimbo, it’s probably the drip, drip, drip of your syphilitic prick that has Lonesome Polecat calling you a bigot. Er, wait a minute, that would make you a spigot, not a bigot. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/51 "2005-08-05T01:07:06Z")
Hey, you’re a bigot too? I must say, I’m a bit relieved I’m not the only one **Lonsomepolecat** accused of being a bigot. I too demanded an explanation, only to be met with “well if you don’t know I’m not gonna tell you” response. I think he just calls so many people bigots, he forgets who and what for but is just too embarrased to own up to it. So he comes up with brilliant responses like “fuck you.” A real Einstein, that one. I think those of us who have been confronted with groundless accusations of bigotry from **Lonesomepolecat** should form some kind of club. We could have a secret handshake and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/52 "2005-08-05T02:17:16Z")
> [@lezlers](#): > > Hey, you’re a bigot too? > > I must say, I’m a bit relieved I’m not the only one **Lonsomepolecat** accused of being a bigot. > > I too demanded an explanation, only to be met with “well if you don’t know I’m not gonna tell you” response. I think he just calls so many people bigots, he forgets who and what for but is just too embarrased to own up to it. So he comes up with brilliant responses like “fuck you.” A real Einstein, that one. > > I think those of us who have been confronted with groundless accusations of bigotry from Lonesomepolecat should form some kind of club. We could have a secret handshake and stuff. The combination of stupidity and cowardice is his trademark. Wear his insults as a badge of honour. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/53 "2005-08-05T02:28:24Z")
Uh, **Lonesome Polecat** , I hope this isn’t a bad time. You still haven’t paid me for those debate lessons I gave you. ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/54 "2005-08-05T02:36:34Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > Uh, **Lonesome Polecat** , I hope this isn’t a bad time. You still haven’t paid me for those debate lessons I gave you. I don’t know. From the way things are looking, he may be asking for a refund. ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/55 "2005-08-05T03:10:30Z")
> [@ExtraKun](#): > > I don’t know. From the way things are looking, he may be asking for a refund. He should sue for triple damages. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/56 "2005-08-05T05:28:17Z")
“Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.” “Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!” “Very good!” ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/57 "2005-08-05T05:35:02Z")
I > [@](#): > > don’t know. From the way things are looking, he may be asking for a refund. > Today 02:28 AM > [@](#): > > He should sue for triple damages To be fair, the full technique requires saying “fuck you” in various foreign languages. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/58 "2005-08-05T05:56:40Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > To be fair, the full technique requires saying “fuck you” in various foreign languages. :dubious: So, which of these would you recommend for starters? va te faire foutre Du Arschloch vaffunculo vai se foder vete a la mierda ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/59 "2005-08-05T06:02:41Z")
> [@](#): > > **va te faire foutre > Du Arschloch > vaffunculo > vai se foder > vete a la mierda** :eek: You’re going to put me out of business! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/60 "2005-08-05T06:03:50Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > :eek: You’re going to put me out of business! 😃 Naw, as long as you put out you’ll always have lots of business. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573.md?page=4)