# LonesomePolecat please show me to be a bigot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 4, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573 "2005-08-04T15:39:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/61 "2005-08-05T06:28:40Z")
> [@](#): > > as long as you put out you’ll always have lots of business. 😃 So true. Now if **LonesomePolecat** put out, would he still be lonesome? ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/62 "2005-08-05T10:35:20Z")
Well, would you? ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/63 "2005-08-05T11:29:49Z")
Fiku vin. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/64 "2005-08-05T14:33:54Z")
> [@Uvula Donor](#): > > Well, **yojimbo** , there’s your cite. I guess you really _are_ a racist. He’s a bigot, not a racist. Do try and keep up, Jenkins! ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/65 "2005-08-05T15:44:53Z")
I’d look at this a bit differently, **yojimbo**. I’d take **LonesomePolecat** ’s F-bomb as a compliment. Sort of his way of saying “I could waste six hours and 30 posts losing this conflict to **yojimbo** ’s superior debating skills, or I could just cut to the chase and lose the argument in five seconds.” In other words, you reduced him to mental goo before the debate even started. Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/66 "2005-08-05T15:47:36Z")
> [@THespos](#): > > In other words, you reduced him to mental goo before the debate even started. Congrats! Man, that’s like taking credit for the dawn just because you happened to be awake come sun-up. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/67 "2005-08-05T15:49:32Z")
Hey, it’s the little things, man. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/68 "2005-08-05T15:51:14Z")
Well I do try 😃 It looks like the only points of evidence Lonesome has are floating around in his deepest thoughts . Thoughts that you could wade through without getting your ankles wet apparently. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/69 "2005-08-05T15:56:17Z")
> [@uglybeech](#): > > Actually I think he was trying to apologize and it just didn’t come out right. That reminds me of the story about the two friends who meet up for drinks. They are amazed to see that they each have a nasty looking black eye. The first guy says to the other, “Okay, how did you get yours?” The guy says, “I had a Freudian slip accident. I was buying a train ticket a few days ago and the girl behind the counter had the biggest, most beautiful breasts I’ve ever seen. When she asked me where I was going I meant to say `I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh,' but instead I said `I’d like a picket to Tittsburgh.’ And she punched me in the eye.” “Hey, what a coincidence,” says the other guy, “I had a Freudian slip accident, too! I was eating breakfast with my wife, and what I meant to say was `Honey, would you please pass the milk?' but instead what came out was `You fucking bitch, you ruined my life.’” ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/70 "2005-08-05T15:58:51Z")
So, is being called a big by **LonesomePolecat** kind of like being called anti-Christian by Jack Chick? Although, I must say, LC doesn’t draw nearly as well as JC. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/71 "2005-08-05T16:08:58Z")
Is this a record? Pitting to Fuck You in 7 posts? ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/72 "2005-08-05T16:22:04Z")
[Monty Python] I wish you’d all stop bickering and eat me. [/Monty Python] ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/73 "2005-08-05T16:26:14Z")
Hey, you \*are \* a friendly one, aren’t you… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/74 "2005-08-05T20:23:54Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > Hey, you \*are \* a friendly one, aren’t you… 😃 There’s **Floozy** in her name for a reason 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/75 "2005-08-05T20:43:49Z")
> [@lezlers](#): > > Hey, you’re a bigot too? What is this, a Dr. Pepper ad? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/76 "2005-08-05T20:59:42Z")
> [@LonesomePolecat](#): > > Gentlemen, there seems to be a failure to communicate here. Here is all I’m trying to say to you. > > Fuck you. > > I trust that clears everything up. Have nice day. 😃 I must admit that I am stunned - stunned, I tell you! - at the level of brilliance in your response to a request for information. All that was asked was that you show how **Yojimbo** was a bigot. Instead, you posted conclusive proof that you are a nad-sucking candy-ass who hasn’t got a clue about life in the real world. But do carry on, please. This kind of response does provide a certain level of low humor. Of course, it’s all at your expense, as we laugh collectively at your idiocy. But please don’t stop. I mean, there are places in this world where we might have to pay an admission price to see stupidity at this level; I, for one, appreciate the cheap show. Tight budget and all, you know. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/77 "2005-08-06T00:18:06Z")
Bah! He called _you_ a lowly bigot, he compared _me_ to a [Holocaust Denier](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6438268&postcount=187). Not gonna bother to ask for a cite, 'cause like, there obviously aren’t any. **Polecat** , about my personalized “fuck you,” could you make it **Royal Blue** and a bit larger than **yojimbo’s**? 'cause really, I like to feel as special as the insane insult directed my way. Many thanks in advance. ---
**Author:** ![WilhelmGefallen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9f8e36/32.png) [@WilhelmGefallen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilhelmGefallen)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/78 "2005-08-06T01:19:54Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > :dubious: > > So, which of these would you recommend for starters? > > va te faire foutre > **Du Arschloch** > vaffunculo > vai se foder > vete a la mierda Well given that the bolded text is You Arsehole (IIRC) I wouldnt recommend that one 😛 ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/79 "2005-08-06T03:28:27Z")
> [@WilhelmGefallen](#): > > Well given that the bolded text is You Arsehole (IIRC) I wouldnt recommend that one 😛 I noticed the same thing. Jeez, **ETF** , did the super-size font used throw you off that much? I wonder if I can ever trust anything you post ever again. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573/80 "2005-08-06T03:36:42Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > I noticed the same thing. Jeez, **ETF** , did the super-size font used throw you off that much? I wonder if I can ever trust anything you post ever again. 😛 When did you ever trust the postings of a Loonie Left-Winger to begin with, you Troglodyte of the Right? 😛 Anyway, if Babelfish says it means “Fuck you!” who am I to argue? There are times when even English is a struggle, ya know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lonesomepolecat-please-show-me-to-be-a-bigot/315573.md?page=5)