# Long Duck Dong

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-duck-dong/297147>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 31, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-duck-dong/297147 "2005-03-31T23:53:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-duck-dong/297147/1 "2005-03-31T23:53:57Z")

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I’m jealous. The [longest bird penis ever observed](http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm) has been discovered, and it is a schwantzstuker to make a whale turn green with envy.

Ah, the many and varied splendors of nature!

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-duck-dong/297147/2 "2005-04-01T00:52:05Z")

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Dude, didja check the date on that? The story’s 4 years old, there’s even be a couple threads about it. Still, my hat’s off to the quacker.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-duck-dong/297147/3 "2005-04-01T01:05:58Z")

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Crap, no I didn’t. Somebody just emailed the link to me (why now, I don’t know), and I guess certain, uh, features of the story drew my attention away from the publication date. Sorry about that!