# Long-haired dudes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 17, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526 "2000-09-17T21:52:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/21 "2000-09-18T09:35:07Z")

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I like long hair on a guy  
and especially if it suits him.  
And yes, you suit in it **Montfort**.  
I can’t wait to see you  
and toutch your hair.:)🙂  
Of course I can wait, but still…

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/22 "2000-09-18T13:16:38Z")

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I absolutely love curly shoulder length hair on the boys. Mmm.

… and of course, those superific pictures of Kilgore. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/23 "2000-09-18T13:24:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Kilgore Trout \*  
> \*\*i miss my long-haired days.
> 
> [http://www.members.home.com/infraspinatus/longhair.jpg](http://www.members.home.com/infraspinatus/longhair.jpg)  
> \*\*

_looks at picture_

Oh. My. VERY nice.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/24 "2000-09-18T13:26:07Z")

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To me it seems like more of a rock and roll thing.  
Most rockers have long hair and it seems cool.  
Of course, the younger you are, the better you look with long hair.  
What gets me is old men who have long hair, with a big bald spot on the top!  
Uck.

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/25 "2000-09-18T13:35:03Z")

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Wow, and a nice leather jacket, too. [I am not materialistic; it just looks nice.]

(Short hair looks good on you, too.)

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/26 "2000-09-18T15:43:37Z")

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[http://homepages.go.com/~cmcinternationalrecords/Me.JPG](http://homepages.go.com/~cmcinternationalrecords/Me.JPG)

Now, nobody cares anymore… Boy, get engaged to a prominent poster here, and the offers for sex just go away, don’t they!

Fickle bitches… 😉

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Yer pal,  
Satan - Commissioner, [The Teeming Minions](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full/show?lid=39428&page=leaguehome)

\*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Five months, one week, two days, 13 hours, 47 minutes and 12 seconds.  
6502 cigarettes not smoked, saving $812.87.  
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 1 day, 13 hours, 50 minutes.

\***“I’m a big Genesis fan.”-David B. _(Amen, brother!)_** \*\*

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/27 "2000-09-18T16:24:34Z")

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Hey, it still makes ME all aquiver! I just don’t want Drainy beating me up!!! I love ya, hon, but I love my health even more! 😉

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/28 "2000-09-18T16:40:04Z")

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Hey, gimme a break! 🙂 I’m new here and hadn’t seen this pic before. In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen too many photos of other dopers…

And **Montfort** , I like your long hair, too. (Didn’t want to leave you out after your nice acknowledgment.)

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**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/29 "2000-09-19T00:24:06Z")

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_rowr_ Daaaamn, I guess I’m NOT alone! 🙂 I dunno what it is, but guys w/long hair is just so hot…it’s not just the hair, it also makes their FACES look so much hotter…I dunno what it is, anyone have a psychological approach to this??? And no, I’m not bi or lesbian:)I’ve had people suggest that before…I love guys too much 😉

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**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/30 "2000-09-19T00:50:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Byzantine \*  
> \*\*I have long hair. I like guys with long hair. With two distinguishing criteria: It must be clean, it must be healthy.
> 
> Michael Bolton’s pathetic attempt to draw attention away from his receding hairline with a bounty of scraggly hair gasping for 911 is not sexy. It is not a fashion statement; it IS a desperate cry for help! He needs to eat better (to grow healthy hair) and he really needs a good conditioner (to fix the nasty case of ill health he has already put his hair through).
> 
> Wish I could give an example of some famous male with great long hair but it’s late and I can’t think of a soul…
> 
> yosemitebabe – oh, la la la … gag! 🙂
> 
> \*\*

Damn straight…about the Michael Bolton thing, that is…EW! As for famous males w/really nice long hair…Jonny Lang was HOT before he chopped it all off:( And I’ve ALWAYS had a thing for Trent Reznor of NIN…he’s hot AND he can make amazing music…my kinda guy! Kenny Wayne Shepard too, he has amazing hair…better than the hair of most guys I know, which is kinda sad:)

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**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/31 "2000-09-19T03:09:07Z")

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mmmm, long hair, mmmmm…

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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/32 "2000-09-19T07:07:45Z")

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I had long hair until recently, when I shaved my head in a drunken binge. My hair grows like kudzu, though, so it’ll be back soon enough.

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**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/33 "2000-09-19T16:27:21Z")

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here’s some more longhairs for you!  
[http://www.mulletsgalore.com/](http://www.mulletsgalore.com/)

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**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/34 "2000-09-20T00:40:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ivar \*  
> \*\*here’s some more longhairs for you!  
> [http://www.mulletsgalore.com/](http://www.mulletsgalore.com/)
> 
> \*\*

Christ, I HATE mullets!😛

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-dudes/33526/35 "2000-09-20T00:46:35Z")

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I dont’ really care for guys with long hair, as a rule, but I make exceptions. Like, dark hair, in a ponytail, curly and reaching to no longer than mid-back, that’s damn sexy. Unruly masses of silken blonde remind me of what I cut off to get the haircut i currently have and I get hair envy; not good.

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