# Long haired, ramen noodle eatin' women - I got what you need baby! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198 "2012-12-16T17:24:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/1 "2012-12-16T17:24:07Z")
[Got it right here!](http://i.imgur.com/msOZd.gif) Now you can tuck in! ---
**Author:** ![bot3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@bot3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bot3)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/2 "2012-12-16T19:29:51Z")
WOW! is all I can say. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/3 "2012-12-16T19:38:12Z")
That does seem like the obviously, simple solution to the problem. 🙂 -D/a ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/4 "2012-12-16T22:40:00Z")
oogh, that was weird ass. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/5 "2012-12-16T23:03:17Z")
Who the hell eats ramen with a spoon? ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/6 "2012-12-16T23:06:46Z")
She looks like a frilled lizard. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/7 "2012-12-16T23:14:16Z")
It makes less sense then[the Japanese way of folding T-shirts.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=NL&hl=nl&v=b5AWQ5aBjgE) ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/8 "2012-12-17T03:54:02Z")
One cheap rubber band will also work (I think, being a short-haired guy.) ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/9 "2012-12-17T04:05:06Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > It makes less sense then[the Japanese way of folding T-shirts.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=NL&hl=nl&v=b5AWQ5aBjgE) I wish they went to slow motion instead of high speed every..single..time..they showed how to do that! -D/a ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/10 "2012-12-17T04:15:31Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > One cheap rubber band will also work (I think, being a short-haired guy.) That is what would spring to my mind to keep my hair out of the way. Hell, that _is_ what I do to keep my hair out of the way. Mine is just below my bra strap in length, and I tend to keep it in a single braid all the time just to keep it out of the way. I used to have knee length hair, which is why I got into the habit of braiding it. ---
**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/11 "2012-12-17T04:21:22Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > It makes less sense then[the Japanese way of folding T-shirts.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=NL&hl=nl&v=b5AWQ5aBjgE) Here, this might make more sense to you (don’t watch at work): [How to fold a shirt.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyK9-5CBZA0) ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/12 "2012-12-18T13:11:43Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [Got it right here!](http://i.imgur.com/msOZd.gif) Now you can tuck in! Where did that come from? It appears to be Russian but has a fake phone number (with flipped sixes) and a backwards URL (ur.kimo.www = [www.omik.ru](http://www.omik.ru) ?) ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/13 "2012-12-19T03:19:24Z")
Who eats ramen with a spoon? ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/14 "2012-12-19T05:20:13Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > Who eats ramen with a spoon? I do. Before opening the package, beat it with your fists on the counter. Then prepare it. Nice little spoon sized pieces and no need for for the doggie cone. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/15 "2012-12-19T05:26:28Z")
I want one. Maybe I’ll make it out of old x-ray film. ---
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Mama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Atomic\_Mama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Mama)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/16 "2012-12-19T19:32:05Z")
Too bad for me my hair’s too short to need this. I WANT ONE 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-haired-ramen-noodle-eatin-women-i-got-what-you-need-baby/644198/17 "2012-12-19T19:45:59Z")
Looks like one of those [dinosaurs](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rdja00lFuHg/TzmQf-wmhBI/AAAAAAAAALs/-y7G13PNF-E/s1600/JP-Dilophosaurus2.jpg) from _Jurassic Park_.