# long-hairs up my bum **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855 "2016-10-17T17:31:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855/21 "2016-10-19T17:38:27Z")
Our Siamese ate garland from the Christmas tree. Slowly it worked its way out. We called him “Tinsel Butt.” Never pull anything out of your anipal’s butt. It may be wrapped around intestinal or other internal parts. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855/22 "2016-10-19T21:10:50Z")
> [@WotNot](#): > > Hey! Anyone else ever open a thread, and read it, and think “why did I read this thread?” > > Anyone? Yep. In several I was the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855/23 "2016-10-19T22:09:00Z")
> [@Personal](#): > > How are you made aware that the hair needs pulled out as opposed to naturally expelling it via bm? Is there a tickle or something? During wiping usually. Sometimes I find them when I shower. \*I hope this data-point is helpful in whatever recondite way ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855/24 "2016-10-20T00:20:05Z")
> [@Trancephalic](#): > > During wiping usually. Sometimes I find them when I shower. > > \*I hope this data-point is helpful in whatever recondite way Yeah, asking the question made me feel kind of funny in a creepy way. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855/25 "2016-10-20T03:36:09Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Reminds me of a cat I had, back in the '80s. He was experiencing emotional distress, and cracked open an audio cassette and ate the tape. For several days I was cutting off pieces of tape as it slowly emerged from his anus. Which song was he playing? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855/26 "2016-10-20T04:47:51Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Which song was he playing? https://www.youtube.com/embed/WZ9dYjAOKKw?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=PL71431C438B0861FC Hey – you asked. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855/27 "2016-10-20T14:24:47Z")
> [@WotNot](#): > > Hey! Anyone else ever open a thread, and read it, and think “why did I read this thread?” > > Anyone? Yea, but it’s too late. This is a thread I open by hitting, “go to first unread post”. There’s no way I’m highlighting that title in the list 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855/28 "2016-10-20T14:27:58Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Pics or it didn’t happen. Can we just agree that it didn’t happen? Please…? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/long-hairs-up-my-bum/768855.md?page=1)