Long weekend in London

Golden Hinde, check. Cutty Sark, check. Mayflower? Did I miss something?

You don’t have to go inside to stand on the line. It goes all the way round!

I agree with everyone who’s mentioned the free museums. There’s no earthly reason to spend any money on attractions in London. Natural History Museum, Victoria and Albert, Science Museum, British Museum, National Gallery, there’s your weekend full. Especially with some strolling in parks thrown in. I also agree that you don’t want to actually stay over towards Kensington. I like South London, but then I would, living here. Either way, Kensington’s soulless and expensive.

Transport is very good everywhere. I’d avoid the Tube unless you’re in a real hurry - take the bus, get a feel for the place. See stuff. Skip the tourist buses - with an iota of sense and general knowledge, you’ll know what you’re looking at, you don’t need to pay six times the price to have some bored teenager telling you to look left for the Tower. There are several bus routes taking in a good range of sights (one example below) which you could find out about in advance and impress your family with your encyclopaedic knowledge of London as you guide your own tour! You also, by the way, don’t really need to see inside the Tower. You can walk round the moat and go “hey, it’s a thousand years old!” and then go and spend your money on something else. Unless you’re a major fan of the Baroque, don’t pay to go into St Paul’s either.

The Horniman is good; it’s not free, but nor is it expensive. If you wanted a slightly more relaxed day involving not being on your feet around museums for all the hours, you could see the Horniman in the morning and then have a ten-minute bus ride up to the site of the Crystal Palace, wander the terraced park with views across London one way and the hills of Surrey the other, see the 1956 transmitter tower which replaced Logie Baird’s original station, see the Victorian dinosaurs and Pissarro’s house, and get some decent food a lot cheaper than in the centre of town - or have a picnic in the park. Then take a different bus back to the centre through Brixton (famously dodgy home to David Bowie, Van Gogh and Havelock Ellis - I just randomly selected 3!), past (or, you know, go into for free) the Imperial War Museum, past Lambeth Palace where the Archbishop of Canterbury lives (and which is much, much prettier - and older (1490ish) - than Buckingham Palace (not even finished until the 20th century), which is an eyesore), Westminster, Trafalgar Square (where you could hop off for the National Gallery), Piccadilly Circus, up Regent Street and finish at Oxford Circus.

And despite that being so long I’ve annoyed myself by missing out details. Insert it into the correct part of the bus route I described: “Westminster (Abbey, St Margaret’s (“Why did they build that church in the way between the Abbey and the Palace of Westminster?” Well, it’s been there since the eleventh century, perhaps they weren’t thinking about photographic sightlines?), Houses of Parliament, Big Ben), Whitehall (Downing Street, the Cenotaph, Horse Guards, the Banqueting House which is the only part left of the Palace of Whitehall), Trafalgar Square (Nelson’s Column)”. You don’t need tourist bus tours!

Also at night they shoot a laser along the line at Greenwich. On a good night you can see it for miles and miles.

Today’s useless fact: a lot of their Taxidermy exhibits were made by my great great grandfather.

£7 for a trip literally halfway around the world seems like a bargain to me!

A good deal of it is free - The aquarium isn’t, and some of the temporary events and exhibition spaces incur a charge, but access to the collections and galleries is free of charge.

Nitpick - as I’m sure everyone in the thread is aware but just hasn’t bothered to point out, the International Date Line is not located in Greenwich, London. We are of course referring to the Greenwich Meridian (0 degrees longitude).

IMHO, the Natural History Museum is the best in the world, and it was my favorite place as a child by a long way. The Cutty Sark was also a lot of fun, but I haven’t been since before the fire so I don’t know what it’s like now.

If your kids are really into soccer they might like the Wembley Stadium tour. If they just like to play it will mostly be indecipherable English sports history.

Since you like botanical gardens, I believe the one at Kewis considered a world leader. Its about a half hour train ride from central London.

There’s also a Museum of Water and Steam, and a Music Museum a few minutes walk from the gardens. If you like that sort of thing.

Places to stay, London is expensive. Maybe stay outside London, and take the half hour trip each day. There’s a Premier Inn at Kew, convenient for the gardens. (Compare the pricefor Central London, its twice as much)

For the rest, take a London Tour Bus. It will take you to all the major historical sites. It’s hop on/ hop off, so you can get off at a particular site, stay as long as you want, then wait for the next bus. There’s at least two to choose from, but I think Big Bus is probably better value if you take the 2 day pass.

http://eng.bigbustours.com/london/home.html

It’s raised up now, so that you can walk under the keel. It’s quite a sight.

I was indeed wrong. It is the Golden Hind replica that is free.

Pop into Paddington Station and see Paddington’s statue. Very cute. And get a Ben’s Cookie! Shops in South Kensington and High Street Kensington tube stations, Covent Garden, somewhere on Oxford Street, and on Carnaby Street. Best cookies ever.

That’s right, Buckingham is only open when the Queen goes to Scotland for the summer.

Sorry. Meant to say not ALL free.

Actually, they do run tours at other times of the year, when the Queen is at Windsor or Sandringham. But (1) those tours are horribly expensive and (2) the Queen will probably still be in residence in early June.

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Smaller museums nearby include Samuel Pepys’s house (the diarist/dictionary guy)…
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You presumably mean Prince Henry’s Room. That was never Pepys’s house, the Pepys exhibition it once contained moved out quite some time ago, that exhibition was really rubbish anyway, the building itself isn’t that interesting and it seems that it is currently closed. On the other hand, the house in that area (in Lincoln’s Inn Fields) that is always worth visiting is Sir John Soane’s.

Whoops. Nope - I mean Dr Johnson’s house. Went there in May this year - good exhibition- up Johnson’s Court off Fleet Street.

If it’s next June, go to the British Library and look at the Magna Carta and Declaration of Independence side by side.