# Longest word in alphabetical order?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [April 27, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296 "2004-04-27T16:17:59Z")
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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/1 "2004-04-27T16:17:59Z")

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A simple question: what’s the longest common (or uncommon) word in the English language where the letters are in alphabetical order? The longest one I can think of offhand is “abbess” with six letters, but I’m sure there’s longer.

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### Author: ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/2 "2004-04-27T17:00:18Z")

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I used to hear Big Bird, of Sesame Street, sing about one that he pronounced this way: “Ab-ka-def-hig-jekyll-ma-nop-per-cue-verks-is”. I’m not sure of the spelling, but IIRC it was indeed alphabetical.

Sorry I can’t be of more help.

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### Author: ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/3 "2004-04-27T17:03:09Z")

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AEGILOPS – See [here](http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words1.html) about 6 paragraphs down.

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### Author: ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/4 "2004-04-27T17:32:34Z")

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**billowy**

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### Author: ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/5 "2004-04-27T19:25:07Z")

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> [@Pablito](#):
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> I’m not sure of the spelling, but IIRC it was indeed alphabetical.
> 
> Sorry I can’t be of more help.

Seriously? The word that Big Bird was saying **was** the alphabet.

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### Author: ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/6 "2004-04-27T19:28:05Z")

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Hmm…I don’t think “woosh” would count as one, would it?

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### Author: ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/7 "2004-04-27T19:37:49Z")

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> [@Pablito](#):
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> I used to hear Big Bird, of Sesame Street, sing about one that he pronounced this way: “Ab-ka-def-hig-jekyll-ma-nop-per-cue-verks-is”.

[nitpick]  
“Ab-ka-def-ghee-jekyll-ma-nop-curse-stew-voo-ksiz”.  
[/nitpick]

😃

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### Author: ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/8 "2004-04-27T19:45:46Z")

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No, it was more like

“Ab-ka-def-ghi-jekyll-ma-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz”

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### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/9 "2004-04-27T21:00:43Z")

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Are you people dense?

Big Bird sang:

“Ab-cd-ef-ghi-jk-lmno-pqrs-tuv-wxyz.” Hello? “Alphabet Song” ring a bell?

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### Author: ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/10 "2004-04-27T21:06:46Z")

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**Chefguy** , see **Captain Amazing** ’s post above.

I think **Scarlett67** got it.

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### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/11 "2004-04-28T01:07:07Z")

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I see “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” in comic books a lot.

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### Author: ![Josh\_dePlume](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Josh\_dePlume](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josh_dePlume)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/12 "2004-04-28T05:03:33Z")

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How about alloquy, beefily, begorry, billowy, and egilops with seven?

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### Author: ![Bob55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Bob55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob55)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/13 "2004-04-28T06:10:50Z")

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So what’s the longest word backwards?

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### Author: ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2004, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/14 "2004-04-28T06:28:28Z")

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6 abbess  
6 abcees  
6 abhors  
6 accent  
6 accept  
6 access  
6 accloy  
6 accost  
6 achoos  
6 acknow  
6 addeem  
6 adders  
6 addios  
6 adeems  
6 adoors  
6 afflux  
6 agloos  
6 almost  
6 begilt  
6 begins  
6 begirt  
6 beknot  
6 bellow  
6 bijoux  
6 billow  
6 biopsy  
6 bloops  
6 blotty  
6 cellos  
6 chikor  
6 chills  
6 chilly  
6 chimps  
6 chinos  
6 chintz  
6 chippy  
6 chirrs  
6 chitty  
6 chivvy  
6 choosy  
6 choppy  
6 cloops  
6 clotty  
6 deffly  
6 dehort  
6 dekkos  
6 dikkop  
6 efflux  
6 effort  
6 ellops  
6 fillos  
6 floors  
6 floosy  
6 floppy  
6 flossy  
6 ghosty  
6 gimmor  
6 gloops  
6 gloopy  
6 gloppy  
6 glossy  
6 hillos  
6 knotty  
7 addeems  
7 beefily  
7 billowy  
7 chikors  
7 dikkops  
7 gimmors

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### Author: ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/15 "2004-04-28T06:30:52Z")

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7 pigfeed  
7 skiffed  
7 sniffed  
7 snigged  
7 soogeed  
7 spiffed  
7 sponged  
7 spoofed  
7 spooked  
7 spooled  
7 spoomed  
7 spooned  
7 tommied  
7 trigged  
7 trogged  
7 trolled  
7 troolie  
7 vroomed  
7 woolled  
7 wronged  
8 spoonfed  
8 trollied  
9 spoonfeed

(I like backwards better, as there’s one word at the top, and it’s not obscure)

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### Author: ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longest-word-in-alphabetical-order/242296/16 "2004-04-28T06:32:12Z")

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for those that care:

```auto

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <ctype.h>
#include <string.h>

#define BUFFERSIZE 8192
#define MAXLEN 40
#define DICT_FILE "/usr/share/dict/words"

main( int argc, char **argv ) {
        char word [MAXLEN];
        int len;
        FILE *fptr;

        if( !( fptr = fopen( DICT_FILE, "rt" ) ) ) {
                 printf( "Cannot open Wordfile!
" );
                 exit( 1 );
         }

        if( setvbuf( fptr, NULL, _IOFBF, BUFFERSIZE * 2 ) )
                exit ( 1 );

        while( fgets( word, MAXLEN, fptr ) != NULL ) {
                if( ( len=isinorder( word )) > 0 ) {
                        printf( "%d %s", len, word );
                }
        }
}

int isinorder( char *word ) {
        char last = 127;
        int len = 0;

        for( ; *word != '
'; word++ ) {
                if( tolower( *word ) > last ) {
                        return 0;
                }
                last = tolower( *word );
                len++;
        }
        return len;
}

```
