# Longterm Enforced Chastity Anonymous **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679 "2001-01-25T05:14:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/1 "2001-01-25T05:14:20Z")
\ Hello, my name is Greg, and I’ve been enforced chaste for six-and-a-half months. I’ve come here today and admitted my shame in an attempt to give hope and support to all those Dopers who for one reason or another are undergoing a long-term dry spell against their wishes. Did you seethe with jealousy when you read **Esprix** ’s “I’m having so much sex I just don’t know what to do with myself!” thread? Did you read **Sofa King** ’s “No sex for 83 days–I’m gonna burst!” thread and think, “lucky dude”? If so, you might find solace and comfort here at LECA. Some of us, like me, are separated from spouses. Others live a long way away from their preferred partners. Some of us are between partners. And some just couldn’t get horizontal with another person if there was an earthquake. Believe me, I’ve been there too! We here at LECA are living proof that you can live with enforced chastity. Oh, we’ve all heard the lies–how your balls will explode; how your uterus will fall out. We’ve heard are friends gloat about their latest conquests. We’ve all held back tears as we read “Where’s the most interesting place you’ve had sex?” threads. But we are strong! \ During our most frustrated hours, we have found a way through it–we find our salvation close at hand! We will survive! Enforced chaste Dopers, stand up and be counted! You can say, “I am not alone!” Er, we are alone, in a sense, and that’s our problem. But you know what I mean! Join LECA today! ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/2 "2001-01-25T05:26:15Z")
Hmm… if you’re asking us to publicly admit this, how can you call it “Longterm Enforced Chastity **Anonymous**?” ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/3 "2001-01-25T05:28:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Le Sang \* > \*\*Hmm… if you’re asking us to publicly admit this, how can you call it “Longterm Enforced Chastity **Anonymous**?” \*\* OK, OK! “Longterm Enforced Chastity _Almost-Anonymous_”! Only you, me, and 10,500 or so Dopers have to know! ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/4 "2001-01-25T05:28:58Z")
I’ll join. Do I get a t-shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/5 "2001-01-25T05:33:32Z")
Oh, in _that_ case… sure count me in… assuming that I am allowed brief interludes whenever my LDR allows it… 😃 > [@](#): > > _originally posted by Duke_ > During our most frustrated hours, we have found a way through it–we find our salvation close at hand! That’s just _awful_!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/6 "2001-01-25T05:35:43Z")
I find it ironic that quietgirl is exactly 499 miles away from me. At least until March… Sign me up. BTW, Duke, close at hand? That was _filthy_. I like you. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/7 "2001-01-25T07:32:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*I find it ironic that quietgirl is exactly 499 miles away from me. At least until March… > \*\* Why is that ironic? And I’ll join. I won’t be having sex for a while and I haven’t had physical sex ever. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/8 "2001-01-25T07:35:47Z")
Yeah, I’m in… I’ve been celibate so long, I’m practically a virgin again. ☹ Robin ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/9 "2001-01-25T12:46:46Z")
Mrs. Spritle’s pregnancy… baby who doesn’t nap during the day and is up every 3 hrs at night… to paraphrase Joan Rivers, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex I forgot who gets tied up! ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/10 "2001-01-25T14:27:10Z")
Add me to the LDR pool. I’m going home this weekend, so there may be a brief respite. Can I still have my t-shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/11 "2001-01-25T14:41:17Z")
I don’t even wanna know what the secret “hand shake” is gonna be! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/12 "2001-01-25T14:43:46Z")
I’m definitely not chaste. But I have fucked or been fucked in a looooong time either. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/13 "2001-01-25T14:49:29Z")
I, of course, meant have **n’t**. Fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/14 "2001-01-25T14:49:33Z")
Count me in. I’ve been celibate so long, I don’t really care any more. I don’t, however, want a t-shirt. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/15 "2001-01-25T14:54:21Z")
Yeah, count me in too. So far, it’s been 3 months with no end in sight. _sigh_ By the time I finally DO again, I’ll probably forget all the skills I learned in my 7 year relationship. Where’s my T-shirt and wallet card? ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/16 "2001-01-25T15:02:02Z")
I feel like annying people right now: I’ve been celibate for only, let’s see, 43 hours 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/17 "2001-01-25T15:07:26Z")
Doesn’t matter, **Palm** yra, you are a default charter member. :D:D ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/18 "2001-01-25T15:11:22Z")
7 years in August for me. Will the t shirt say “I just had sex” then, on the back, it says “This is a very old shirt”? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/19 "2001-01-25T15:37:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*7 years in August for me. > Will the t shirt say “I just had sex” then, on the back, it says “This is a very old shirt”? \*\* That one gets my vote! Can I have two? ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/20 "2001-01-25T18:45:35Z")
**L** ongterm **E** nforced **C** hastity **H** elp **E** ducation & **R** ehabilitation Hmm? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679.md?page=2)