# Longterm Enforced Chastity Anonymous **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679 "2001-01-25T05:14:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/21 "2001-01-25T20:57:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Yeah, count me in too. So far, it’s been 3 months with no end in sight. > \*\* 3 months? I consider that a hot streak. I didn’t get my last Trojan IN Paris, I got it FROM Paris. ``` and it's still unopened. ``` ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/22 "2001-01-25T21:19:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > \*\*Yeah, count me in too. So far, it’s been 3 months with no end in sight. > > \*\* > > 3 months? I consider that a hot streak. \*\* Yeah, but you know what I was like before… 3 months is an eternity. Besides, I don’t have any solid prospects on the horizon, and I’m not planning on picking up any guy of the street just to satisfy my carnal urges. So there! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/23 "2001-01-25T21:26:02Z")
Good lord, I can undrstand monogamous partners like andygirl and quietgirl enduring enforced chastity through geographical separation, but single people, this is the Internet! A sexual cornucopia awaits! Now, if you’re saving yourselves for marriage, good luck to you. Everyone else, no excuses. Just head over to the [hotsluts.com](http://hotsluts.com) chatroom and hook up. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/24 "2001-01-25T21:28:52Z")
Or, if you prefer hotstuds, or even [hotwildebeest.com](http://hotwildebeest.com), whatever floats your boat. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/25 "2001-01-25T22:04:52Z")
Well, it’s been … um … nineteen days so far. But the _next_ time won’t be 'til June. Am I eligible? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/26 "2001-01-26T02:20:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*BTW, Duke, close at hand? That was _filthy_. I like you. \*\* It’s amazing what you can think up at 12:30 in the morning, going on a over-six-month “dry spell.” I had worse puns in store, believe me. My T-shirt idea is a little different. It’s going to feature the slogan “1 day(s) since last bonk” on the front, and it comes along with a magic marker. The second day, you cross out the “1” and draw a “2,” etc. The longest-term members of LECA should have numbers taking up the whole shirt, like me being on \ “197”. **goboy** : “Sexual cornucopia”? I put that phrase in the search engine and you wouldn’t _believe_ the things I found… ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/27 "2001-01-26T02:55:49Z")
If I’m going to have to cross out each number and write another one for each day, I’m going to need more than just one t-shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/28 "2001-01-26T03:27:10Z")
Well over a year. Damn it anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/29 "2001-01-26T03:32:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LNO \* > \*\*If I’m going to have to cross out each number and write another one for each day, I’m going to need more than just one t-shirt. \*\* Me too. I’ll need a closetful of em. I am, in fact, _very sexually frustrated!!_ ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/30 "2001-01-26T03:34:56Z")
Almost two years. God, I miss sex. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/31 "2001-01-26T04:17:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > > \*\*I find it ironic that quietgirl is exactly 499 miles away from me. At least until March… > > \*\* > > Why is that ironic? > > And I’ll join. I won’t be having sex for a while and I haven’t had physical sex ever. \*\* And I would walk five hundred miles… okay, fuck it, it’s not ironic in the least. I want my girl. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/32 "2001-01-26T04:56:20Z")
Uhh… _very_ interesting club you have going here. Don’t mind me, I’ve got **Anniz** sleeping in my bed right now. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/33 "2001-01-26T05:03:02Z")
You realize, of course, that our bylaws state that we may now beat you to death with an inflatable sheep. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/34 "2001-01-26T05:10:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*You realize, of course, that our bylaws state that we may now beat you to death with an inflatable sheep. \*\* Hey, I’m a former member of this club (three years being my record). I know what some people would do with that sheep! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/35 "2001-01-26T05:21:08Z")
I haven’t had sex in 18 years! I think I won. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/36 "2001-01-26T05:22:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Palmyra \* > **I feel like annying people right now: I’ve been celibate for only, let’s see, 43 hours** Can I annoy people too? It’s been 21 long, fuckless hours for me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HannibalV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@HannibalV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HannibalV)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/37 "2001-01-26T05:26:39Z")
Five years next month. So I’ll need room on my t-shirt for 1,825 cross-outs. And I really like the **LECHER** acronym. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/38 "2001-01-26T05:36:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sassy \* > \*\*\*\*L\*\*ongterm > **E** nforced > **C** hastity > **H** elp > **E** ducation & > **R** ehabilitation > > Hmm? > \*\* Thank you _so_ much, Sassy. I needed a new keyboard anyway. Laughing through a half-swallowed glug of iced tea and the resultant spray just settled the matter. My name is Anonymous. I’m celibate but not by choice. I am not dead though. I don’t think. Let me get back to you on that. Veb ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/39 "2001-01-26T06:19:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\*I haven’t had sex in 18 years! > > I think I won. \*\* I haven’t had sex in 20 years. Of course, I’m only 20 years old. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/longterm-enforced-chastity-anonymous/51679/40 "2001-01-26T10:38:49Z")
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