# Loni Anderson vs. Dolly Parton

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loni-anderson-vs-dolly-parton/692904>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 12, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loni-anderson-vs-dolly-parton/692904 "2014-07-12T01:28:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loni-anderson-vs-dolly-parton/692904/81 "2014-07-18T03:20:19Z")

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I was always a Veronica man, myself

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**Author:** ![spifflog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@spifflog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spifflog)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loni-anderson-vs-dolly-parton/692904/82 "2014-07-18T12:10:11Z")

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> [@Purd\_Werfect](#):
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> (I almost typed Loni Sanders, which would make it a different contest altogether.)

I just had a flash back . . . . . . . . .

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loni-anderson-vs-dolly-parton/692904/83 "2014-08-01T01:15:54Z")

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> [@CrazyCatLady](#):
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> This, but also she apparently pays for college for anyone in her family that wants to go.
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> I mean, you’re asking me to choose between a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice who has written beautiful songs and actively works to improve life one of the poorest regions of the country because she cares about the people there, and a beautiful woman who was the least interesting/amusing character on that one tv show 30 years ago. Is this a serious question?

You forgot to add that Dolly’s tits were also bigger.

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**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loni-anderson-vs-dolly-parton/692904/84 "2014-08-01T01:19:17Z")

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Dolly without a doubt, nor hesitation.

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loni-anderson-vs-dolly-parton/692904/85 "2014-08-01T02:21:24Z")

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is this a cage match?

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