# Look at the pair o' sequential threads on that one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468 "2005-05-11T22:30:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/1 "2005-05-11T22:30:11Z")
MPSIMS: Spine chilling realization. If it weren’t for that horse… We’re married!!! ---
**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/2 "2005-05-12T02:01:20Z")
Just now, MPSIMS: **Look at the pair o’ sequential threads on that one!** **I am the sequential thread, goo goo ga joob** :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/3 "2005-05-12T20:14:31Z")
It’s an MPSIMS-a-thon: \*\*“Mechasm” becomes reality! Best.Band.Name.Ever. I got engaged! Go me! (the bragging thread) Great Company Slogans Pope Pimps Beer \*\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/4 "2005-05-12T20:51:48Z")
Consequences of Using the Ideal Stock Filter? 102 Year Old Italian Woman Plunges 4 Stories & Lives Okay, funny if you’re into 1929 humor. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/5 "2005-05-13T00:22:21Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Okay, funny if you’re into 1929 humor. Theres nothing wrong with 1920’s style humor. But it was only funny once… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/6 "2005-05-13T01:15:55Z")
How Stuff Works: Lightsabre! Am I about to be ripped off? Handling Genitals (not your own)… Where can I buy some barfbags? Ask the Creationist What makes Japanese Cars so good? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/7 "2005-05-13T01:25:19Z")
_sniff_ I ran over a squirrel Best.Band.Name.Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/8 "2005-05-13T01:40:57Z")
Recommend a healthy snack. Dry ramen ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/9 "2005-05-13T01:44:46Z")
Right now: -102 Year Old Italian Woman Plunges 4 Stories & Lives -Things That Will Not Top Being Funny. Ever. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/10 "2005-05-13T01:49:43Z")
D’Oh!!! **S** top… ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/11 "2005-05-13T02:03:14Z")
_sniff_ I ran over a squirrel… Outdoor Family Time ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/12 "2005-05-13T06:40:51Z")
I am so glad I take the train home… (Wall Collapses by Henry Hudson) Are you a klutz, too? ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/13 "2005-05-13T07:03:53Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Another online dating cycle shudders to a close… 102 Year Old Italian Woman Plunges 4 Stories & Lives\*\* Man, when those breakups are bad, they’re _bad_ … 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/14 "2005-05-13T14:12:28Z")
MPSIMS: **Grizz got bunnies! New kitty!** Hey, make up your mind! ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/15 "2005-05-13T15:50:08Z")
I came to work without my pants No Weenie! No Weenie! No Weenie! (Not a personal problem thread) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/16 "2005-05-13T15:51:26Z")
Guys – Want to Know What _Really_ Turns Women On? I came to work without my pants ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/17 "2005-05-13T15:51:56Z")
MPSIMS: **Guys, want to know what really turns women on? I came to work without my pants. No weemie! No weenie! No weenie!..** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/18 "2005-05-13T20:29:56Z")
I should probably pretend it didn’t happen, but, just now in this forum: **Girl in pornographic pictures found Yet another inexplicable picture in need of a snappy caption** ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/19 "2005-05-13T20:37:10Z")
The Pit: \*\*Maybe it’s time to have another discussion about the death penalty Ah, milroyj, we barely knew ye. A whole new reason to move out ASAP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/20 "2005-05-13T20:52:29Z")
**Larry Mudd** , my friend, you need to go down to the grocery store, buy a fresh fish, and slap yourself silly with it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468.md?page=2)