# Look at the pair o' sequential threads on that one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468 "2005-05-11T22:30:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Library\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@Library\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Library_Boy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/21 "2005-05-14T00:03:11Z")
MPSIMS An apology It’s my birthday today! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/22 "2005-05-14T00:22:47Z")
Earlier in Cafe Society: **Who is Anakin’s father? Roman Polanski** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/23 "2005-05-14T23:54:32Z")
_slap_ ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/24 "2005-05-15T00:36:36Z")
MPSIMS \*\*Guys - Want To Know What _Really_ Turns Women On? National Tragedy in Canada.\*\* I knew It! ---
**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2005, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/25 "2005-05-15T08:32:52Z")
\*\*21st Century Slingshot An End to Helicopters? - Please clean up your dog’s poo Outdoor family time - 10 days straight! I need a vacation Mama, I love you…BUT STAY HOME - Guys want to know what _really_ turns women on? Drinking Alone on Friday Evening - Guys want to know what _really_ turns women on? Occupational ADD - Guys want to know what _really_ turns women on? Smores\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/26 "2005-05-15T16:55:00Z")
\*\*Microphone trouble [computer related] Where can I buy those large lollipops?\*\* “The mic’s not working! We need another one!” “Think anyone will notice if we just use…?” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/27 "2005-05-15T22:54:26Z")
So who is Anakin’s father? The Fabulous Disappearing Dr. Crusher ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/28 "2005-05-16T01:28:16Z")
MPSIMS: **Why is it that…** **Guys… Want to know what _really_ turns women on?** It’s called the penis. ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/29 "2005-05-16T02:11:14Z")
MPSIMS: **I hate waking up to gunfire.** **An apology** Sorry about the attempted sniping… (yeah, I know, neither post contains light material) ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/30 "2005-05-16T02:14:10Z")
MPSIMS: **I came to work without my pants** **Great Company Slogans** Only one name to call on- Levis! ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/31 "2005-05-16T02:19:18Z")
MPSIMS: **So go figure… I’m gay.** **I got engaged!** Congrats for living in Massachusetts. ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/32 "2005-05-16T02:21:55Z")
MPSIMS: **Rise of the Machines: Robots With Human Brains Consequences of Using the Ideal Stock Filter?** Wow… James Cameron never saw that as the gateway to the robot apocalypse… ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/33 "2005-05-16T02:34:41Z")
It is possible to actually put more than one pair of threads in a single post, you do realize? Just sayin’… ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/34 "2005-05-16T02:46:07Z")
**Grenade lobbed at Bush? Go me! (the bragging thread)** OMG! You’ve got cajones! ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/35 "2005-05-16T02:48:33Z")
Yeah, I know, I don’t know why I did it this way. Maybe I was afraid of someone stealing my jokes in real time. Dunno. By the way, you’re not… well, I don’t know you. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/36 "2005-05-16T04:06:02Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Explain this pain. Ouch, dammit! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/37 "2005-05-16T05:12:16Z")
Latin for “lesser citizen”? Homo Genes Are you a klutz, too? – Succubus Please clean up your dog’s poop – Incubus Lately, we’ve been having a spat of sequential threads that are funny for the poster’s names as much as for the titles themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/38 "2005-05-16T05:16:53Z")
Cafe Society: **No “American Dad” thread? (spoilers) American Dad** ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/39 "2005-05-16T18:35:25Z")
Things you just don’t get. Who else is totally STOKED for Star Wars? ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/40 "2005-05-16T21:58:49Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Lately, we’ve been having a spat of sequential threads that are funny for the poster’s names as much as for the titles themselves. My favorite was: Baby Rabbits **carnivorousplant** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468.md?page=3)