# Look at the pair o' sequential threads on that one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468 "2005-05-11T22:30:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/61 "2005-05-19T19:24:25Z")

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\*\*Grocery Store Wars! The oraganic rebellion!  
The force in me is strong today.  
When the hell am I going to grow up?!? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/62 "2005-05-19T22:03:57Z")

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Any other scientific theories Christians don’t support?  
Ask the Creationist

What are YOU stressed about?  
Stegosaurus Revisionism!!!  
[dude – get a life!]

Another thing I hate about having diabetes  
Race Wars  
[Yeah, I hate those insulinites too!]

I would like to publish erotica.  
Please tell me I’m being whooshed

What’s the oldest weapon that could be called a WMD?  
Andy Rooney

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/63 "2005-05-19T23:51:28Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> _Curse you_, **Susie Derkins**!

You added the third line, which I didn’t notice until after I had posted, so yours is different and better. 🙂

My first cursing! I hope you shook your fist.

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**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/64 "2005-05-20T01:14:28Z")

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From MPSIMS:  
**Pop culture not done making a mockery out of Jewish mysticism. Now, an energy drink.  
Mr. Burns Wouldn’t Put Up With Shit Like This**

From the Pit:  
**Control your dog!  
The latest on Rick Santorum**

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/65 "2005-05-20T04:42:28Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\*I hope these people aren’t stockpiling guns  
Welcome Mississippienne to Baltimore Dopefest \*\*

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**Author:** ![StarsApart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecc23a/32.png) [@StarsApart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarsApart)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/66 "2005-05-20T06:48:47Z")

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MPSIMS:

**I need positive online relationship/meeting IRL stories  
Belinda and Peter are "taking a break"**

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/67 "2005-05-20T06:57:27Z")

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Where are my kidkeys  
Attn: Vegetarians, please!

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/68 "2005-05-20T12:49:31Z")

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MPSIMS:

**I’m being forced to spank it in public  
Little girl pitches perfect game!**

That is just so, so very wrong …

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/69 "2005-05-20T14:32:25Z")

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**I’m being forced to spank it in public  
Wow a magic penis**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/70 "2005-05-20T14:43:54Z")

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**Strange Superstitions/Practices  
Knowledge of cricket**

That’s taking “refusing to understand weird Brit games” a little too far…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/71 "2005-05-20T16:57:21Z")

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From MPSIMS:

\*\*Don’t you hate it when a camel walks up and sits down on you?  
I’m being forced to spank it in public \*\*

BAD CAMEL!

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/72 "2005-05-20T18:41:32Z")

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\*\*Eenie-Meenie-Meinie Where The Hell Did Our Lake Go?

Tsunami relief on Koh Phi Phi(what jjimm’s up to) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/73 "2005-05-20T19:18:28Z")

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How Far Back Does HIV go?  
Stegosaurus Revisionism!!!

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**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/74 "2005-05-20T20:29:08Z")

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From Cafe Society:

**What do you get when you mix DDR, Wizardry and about 100 other games?**

**Ideas for films.**

Yeah, if you’re Paramount. Also:

**Ideas for films.**

**Tell me your knitting stories!**

And there’s Miramax.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/75 "2005-05-20T21:11:16Z")

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MPSIMS  
\*\*BWAHA: Driver’s cooperate against tailgater!  
Are you an agressive driver? A test  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/76 "2005-05-21T00:50:48Z")

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Guys – Want to Know What _Really_ Turns Women On?

Penguins

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/77 "2005-05-21T12:17:45Z")

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\*\*What is the incentive to be good?  
Ask the Deaf Person \*\*

Okay, _ **WHAT IS THE INCENTIVE TO BE…** _

I know, I know. Smite me righteously

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**Author:** ![mittu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@mittu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mittu)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/78 "2005-05-21T12:41:41Z")

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\*\*NASA Announces Prize of Lunar O2  
Canucks in Spaaaaaace! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/79 "2005-05-21T16:26:39Z")

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Worst corporate/product mascots  
Geico “Cavemen”

Mary Kay and Vili May 20, 2005  
Wow. A magic penis

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-pair-o-sequential-threads-on-that-one/303468/80 "2005-05-22T01:55:25Z")

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All these penis threads need to get off the front page.

**Saddam’s packing**  
**Wow a magic penis**

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