# Look at the puppy!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 2, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425 "2002-04-02T18:14:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425/1 "2002-04-02T18:14:00Z")

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Awwwwww isn’t he cute!

[high pitched voice] What a good little boy! You are a good little Boy? Aren’t you?[/high pitched voice]

::Makes smooching noises::

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425/2 "2002-04-02T18:18:01Z")

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\<skritch skritch skritch\>

\<pat pat pat\>

\<find towel to clean floor\>

😃

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425/3 "2002-04-02T19:00:49Z")

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C’mere! C’mere! C’mere, big fella!

Yeah, you’re a cutie! You’re a cutie! Ooooh, does you want some belly scratchin’? Yeah, let’s have some belly scratchin’!

You’re such a good boy! Yes you are! Yes you are!

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425/4 "2002-04-02T19:52:06Z")

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What the hell are you nutjobs talking about? Puppy!?! How am I supposed to see this “puppy” when it’s at your house? What do you think I can magically see through the computer and look into your home? I cannot believe…  
Oh wait… I got it now.

good boy.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425/5 "2002-04-02T20:06:27Z")

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awwwwwwww…ain’t he cute! Just think in a few months he along with his 100 brothers and sisters are gonna make the most beautiful fur coat you ever saw!!! I can’t wait it’ll be soooo…  
Swampbear: Dammit Cruella get away from my computer!

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425/6 "2002-04-02T20:08:53Z")

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Who’s a little wee thing? Who’s the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi? Oh yes. Yes, I think it’s you!

Come here, [handsome boy!](http://www.theonion.com/onion3528/cuddliness_to_new_level.html) You know you’re the cutest!

[Good doggy!](http://www.theonion.com/onion3644/nations_dog_owners.html)

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**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425/7 "2002-04-02T20:24:14Z")

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aww…who’s a good dog?

who wants a biscuit?

no…?

well then i’ll eat it!

ow!  
get off my hand!

::gets puppy off and mutters expletives::

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-at-the-puppy/101425/8 "2002-04-02T20:29:44Z")

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[puppy hijack]

Anyone seen that show on VH-1 called **Pup Stars**?

They have a small set with a TV playing music videos in the background and tons of adorable puppies frolicking in the foreground.

It’s got cuteness coming out the wazoo.

[/puppy hijack]
