# Look, just massage my ass, don't share your political opinions!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-just-massage-my-ass-dont-share-your-political-opinions/520373>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-just-massage-my-ass-dont-share-your-political-opinions/520373 "2009-12-07T22:14:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-just-massage-my-ass-dont-share-your-political-opinions/520373/41 "2009-12-10T20:31:06Z")

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> [@Spiny\_Norman](#):
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> Nah, you looked all over for something to turn into a butt-masseur pun. No stern was left untoned.

[golf clap] Well done, sir.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-just-massage-my-ass-dont-share-your-political-opinions/520373/42 "2009-12-10T20:41:18Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> I think a nice loud fart would have been a perfectly reasonable rebuttal.

That’s a fundamentally sound reply.

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**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-just-massage-my-ass-dont-share-your-political-opinions/520373/43 "2009-12-10T20:57:19Z")

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> [@ShelliBean](#):
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> I sympathize. I can’t stand it when I get a lesson in how good god is while the chick is ripping a strip of wax off my ass crack.

Stop using your butt as a candle holder then.

OP - I quite agree - my guy uses this clacking thing while saying hmmm I sense some tension. Whatthefuck does he think I’m there for. Shut up and ping.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-just-massage-my-ass-dont-share-your-political-opinions/520373/44 "2009-12-10T21:13:55Z")

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> [@heatmiserfl](#):
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> This thread immediately hit rock bottom. :smack:

It’s turned into a veritable rumpus room.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-just-massage-my-ass-dont-share-your-political-opinions/520373/45 "2009-12-11T00:13:00Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Most people have a rather tenuous grasp of Economics.

Yes, and those people are called economists.

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**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-just-massage-my-ass-dont-share-your-political-opinions/520373/46 "2009-12-11T05:30:58Z")

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> [@Spiny\_Norman](#):
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> Nah, you looked all over for something to turn into a butt-masseur pun. No stern was left untoned.

I am equal parts disgusted with and jealous of you.

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