# look!ninjas is....
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 14, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238 "2004-02-14T20:22:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/1 "2004-02-14T20:22:18Z")
…LYING!!!
Think about it. His screen name, one big fib. How so, you ask?
He claims to see ninjas. Clearly, he can’t see ninjas. If he’s seeing ninjas, they aren’t really ninjas. If they were ninjas, they wouldn’t let him see them. Ninjas are hyper-sneaky and unseeable. Ninjas are so super-stealthy, they can’t see themselves in mirrors. Like vampires, but with normal teeth.
Your secret is out, **look!ninjas**!!!
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### Author:  [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/2 "2004-02-14T20:58:10Z")
If they were really ninjas, they would just flip out and kill him.
[It’s what they do, ya know](http://www.realultimatepower.net/).
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### Author:  [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/3 "2004-02-14T21:09:11Z")
DAMN YOU JEFF I wanted to post that link!
You will not be spared when the revolution comes. :wally
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/4 "2004-02-14T21:09:42Z")
Damn. Beat me to it.
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### Author:  [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/5 "2004-02-14T21:22:17Z")
Ninjas, presumably, can see other ninjas. I mean, they usually go in groups. The picture on the website proves this.
So, there is no problem if look!ninjas is also a ninja. Unfortunately, real ninjas rarely are surprised by their own appearance – flipping out while shaving, and so forth. So I am inclined to believe that look!ninjas is lying.
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### Author:  [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/6 "2004-02-14T21:27:54Z")
> [@MonkeyMule](#):
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> DAMN YOU JEFF I wanted to post that link!
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> You will not be spared when the revolution comes. :wally
The ninjas made me do it. They promised me some free time on the [ultimate interactive kung-fu remixer](http://skop.com/brucelee/index.htm) if I complied.
Go, Bruce Lee, go!
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### Author:  [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/7 "2004-02-14T21:31:58Z")
Eh, while I don’t get the inside joke, I’d like to pose a question:
Are you really sure that **look!ninjas** is of the male gender? 😃
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### Author:  [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/8 "2004-02-14T21:37:28Z")
> [@Jeff](#):
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> The ninjas made me do it. They promised me some free time on the [ultimate interactive kung-fu remixer](http://skop.com/brucelee/index.htm) if I complied.
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> Go, Bruce Lee, go!
IF this is in fact true, then you may be spared durring the revolution as the Ninja’s are the first wave. Oh no, I have said to much! STOP READING THIS … I SWEAR IF YOU INTERFERE WITH THE REVOLUTIN, THE NINJA’S WILL KILL YOU AN D THE LAST 3 PEOPLE THAT SAW YOU!! THEY KNOW NO FEAR!!
you have been warned
[/crazed rant]
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/9 "2004-02-14T22:21:51Z")
look!ninjas is funny looking for a guy: [http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/lookninjas/](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/lookninjas/)
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/10 "2004-02-14T22:50:20Z")
Psh. That isn’t **look!ninjas**. What kind of ninja puts up a picture? I’m quite convinced he’s a woman.
I was hoping nobody was gonna realultimatepower this thread, but \ it was to be expected…
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/11 "2004-02-14T22:53:11Z")
Er… convinced he’s a man, even.
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### Author:  [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/12 "2004-02-14T23:04:41Z")
**Jeff** , **MonkeyMule** , you do know the entire zenith of comedy from that link you guys are talking about is this:
> [@](#):
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> This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
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> He’s a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable.
. . . right?
Between this site, [that guy in Colorado](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=239252) looking for some woman to bear his children, I have serious worries about the fate of Civilization as we know it.
Tripler
Serious, disturbed worries.
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### Author:  [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/13 "2004-02-14T23:12:49Z")
You mere mortals amuse me.
Continue, or feel the wrath of my ninjalicious fury.
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### Author:  [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/14 "2004-02-14T23:26:27Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> You mere mortals amuse me.
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> Continue, or feel the wrath of my ninjalicious fury.
Well, I’ve already told you you can unleash your ninjalicious fury on me any time you want! :D:D:D
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### Author:  [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/15 "2004-02-14T23:40:37Z")
Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you this? Ever since I watched my older brother getting killed by ninja (when I was just a wee little **girl** ), I have devoted my life to hunting down and slaying the ninja responsible for my brother’s death. Though I am not myself a ninja, I have studied their ways, and have learned, among other things, to see them. Hence, **look!ninjas**.
Sidenote - Out of curiosity, why does everyone think I’m a guy? I keep telling you - I have chick parts, not dude parts.
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### Author:  [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/16 "2004-02-14T23:49:42Z")
> [@look!ninjas](#):
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> Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you this? Ever since I watched my older brother getting killed by ninja (when I was just a wee little **girl** ),
I’m sorry about your brother. He learned to much, and tried to halt the revolution. Such is the fate of all who oppose me, and mimes. Pull that stupid invisibile box crap and your ass is up agsint the wall. :wally
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### Author:  [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/17 "2004-02-14T23:51:37Z")
Do these ninjas still reside in Northern Michigan?
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### Author:  [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/18 "2004-02-15T00:37:00Z")
> [@ParentalAdvisory](#):
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> Do these ninjas still reside in Northern Michigan?
Those that have not been slain.
You’d be surprised at the amount of ninja activity in Northern Michigan, actually. I think they may be preparing an assault on Canada, but it’s hard to say for sure.
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### Author:  [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/19 "2004-02-15T00:53:27Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#):
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> Well, I’ve already told you you can unleash your ninjalicious fury on me any time you want! :D:D:D
Sounds naughty. Alas, I must remain…illusive. Ninjas are, of course, hard-to-get by their very nature. 😉
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/20 "2004-02-15T01:21:46Z")
> [@look!ninjas](#):
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> Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you this? Ever since I watched my older brother getting killed by ninja (when I was just a wee little **girl** ), I have devoted my life to hunting down and slaying the ninja responsible for my brother’s death. Though I am not myself a ninja, I have studied their ways, and have learned, among other things, to see them. Hence, **look!ninjas**.
>
> Sidenote - Out of curiosity, why does everyone think I’m a guy? I keep telling you - I have chick parts, not dude parts.
Well, you aren’t doing a very good job… there’s a ninja-type right over there- see? That **ninjachick** broad. You haven’t even killed off the ninjas on this board.
Oh, and don’t kill her yet. I need to go over there and see if she _really_ tastes ninjalicious. (If she does, I intend to make ninjalicious-flavored potato chips a reality.
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