# look!ninjas is.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238 "2004-02-14T20:22:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/21 "2004-02-15T01:30:30Z")
> [@look!ninjas](#): > > Sidenote - Out of curiosity, why does everyone think I’m a guy? I keep telling you - I have chick parts, not dude parts. Your choice of menu items doesn’t really provide any valuable clues as to your gender, dear. ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/22 "2004-02-15T01:37:54Z")
> [@dutchboy208](#): > > Well, you aren’t doing a very good job… there’s a ninja-type right over there- see? That **ninjachick** broad. You haven’t even killed off the ninjas on this board. **NinjaChick** was not among the ninja that slew my brother. Therefore, she is safe from my wrath. You, on the other hand, are starting to push your luck. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/23 "2004-02-15T01:41:26Z")
> [@look!ninjas](#): > > **NinjaChick** was not among the ninja that slew my brother. Therefore, she is safe from my wrath. You, on the other hand, are starting to push your luck. I’m not a ninja. These are _pyjamas_ . ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/24 "2004-02-15T01:56:34Z")
> [@dutchboy208](#): > > I’m not a ninja. > > These are _pyjamas_ . That’s what they all say. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/25 "2004-02-15T02:10:41Z")
> [@look!ninjas](#): > > That’s what they all say. Let’s drop this charade. I know you want me. I’ve seen that look you give me when you think I’m busy coming up with new sig lines. Your whole ninja-themed quest for vengeance is obviously a cover story to get close to me. Well, it worked. You’re kinda cute. _claps twice: cue Barry White and clapper-operated disco lighting and wall-mounted champagne holder_ _Let’s get it on…_ ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/26 "2004-02-15T03:21:31Z")
> [@dutchboy208](#): > > Let’s drop this charade. I know you want me. I’ve seen that look you give me when you think I’m busy coming up with new sig lines. > > Your whole ninja-themed quest for vengeance is obviously a cover story to get close to me. > > Well, it worked. You’re kinda cute. > > _claps twice: cue Barry White and clapper-operated disco lighting and wall-mounted champagne holder_ > > _Let’s get it on…_ You start the thread by claiming I’m a man. Then you ask me to spare **NinjaChick** so you can see if she’s “Ninjalicious.” Now you’re flirting with me. I’ve heard of mixed signals before, but this is just getting ridiculous. That is a lovely wall-mounted champagne holder, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/27 "2004-02-15T03:53:46Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > Sounds naughty. Alas, I must remain…illusive. Ninjas are, of course, hard-to-get by their very nature. 😉 Well, if you were illusive you would not exist. I think you should remain elusive. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/28 "2004-02-15T04:12:17Z")
How many fingers did that ninja have? ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/29 "2004-02-15T05:35:02Z")
> [@dutchboy208](#): > > I was hoping nobody was gonna realultimatepower this thread, but \ it was to be expected… Ironic, but that I only discovered that site last night. The joke that gets stale quickly, it was just still fresh for me though. A thousand ninja-shaped apologies, sahib. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/30 "2004-02-15T06:12:44Z")
> [@look!ninjas](#): > > You start the thread by claiming I’m a man. Then you ask me to spare **NinjaChick** so you can see if she’s “Ninjalicious.” Now you’re flirting with me. I’ve heard of mixed signals before, but this is just getting ridiculous. > > That is a lovely wall-mounted champagne holder, though. What? What? Ninjaliciousity isn’t a sexual thing, it’s purely a flavor thing. I only have eyes for you. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/31 "2004-02-15T06:15:18Z")
> [@Jeff](#): > > Ironic, but that I only discovered that site last night. The joke that gets stale quickly, it was just still fresh for me though. > > A thousand ninja-shaped apologies, sahib. Apologies unnecessary, ninja-shaped or otherwise. I just really hate cold soup. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/32 "2004-02-15T16:08:11Z")
\*\*look!ninjas is… \*\* Really cute. _And_ into filmmaking. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/33 "2004-02-15T16:33:31Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > \*\*look!ninjas is… \*\* > > Really cute. _And_ into filmmaking. Ah so. **Johnny LA** , you have insulted my honor in my own flirt thread. I challenge you to ninja battle to death. \ Choose your weapon- haddock or tuna. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/34 "2004-02-15T17:02:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Choose your weapon- haddock or tuna. Hah! Arriflexes at 10m-to-infinity at f.11! EXT. COURTYARD, DAY. An angry DUTCHBOY208 looks dubiously at the cameras JOHNNY L.A. has selected for their duel… ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/35 "2004-02-15T17:14:54Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > \*\*look!ninjas is… \*\* > > Really cute. _And_ into filmmaking. And also a kickass [writer](http://www.nanowrimo.org/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=28787). Oh yeah, and _really_ cute. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/36 "2004-02-15T20:20:48Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > Hah! Arriflexes at 10m-to-infinity at f.11! > > EXT. COURTYARD, DAY. An angry DUTCHBOY208 looks dubiously at the cameras JOHNNY L.A. has selected for their duel… It’s quite possible that “dubiously” and my username were the only words I understood from that post. Oh, I got “Hah!” too. Isn’t a photograph-off kind of unfair? I mean, one of us is bound to end up with the sun at his back, or highlighting his good side… ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/37 "2004-02-15T22:53:21Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Well, if you were illusive you would not exist. I think you should remain elusive. 😉 …Silence, you mere mortal! It is not wise to question the grammer of those swifter and mightier than thou! Anyway, I’m a ninja. Maybe I _don’t_ exist, and you can’t prove it. Nyah-nyah. 😛 > [@](#): > > What? What? Ninjaliciousity isn’t a sexual thing, it’s purely a flavor thing. Hah. That’s what _you_ think. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/38 "2004-02-15T23:09:37Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > …Silence, you mere mortal! It is not wise to question the grammer of those swifter and mightier than thou! > > Anyway, I’m a ninja. Maybe I _don’t_ exist, and you can’t prove it. Nyah-nyah. 😛 > > Hah. That’s what _you_ think. Hey, I have an Orange belt in TKD! [sub]Not to mention _vastly_ superior firepower.[/sub] 😃 Bring on the Ninjaliciousity! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/39 "2004-02-15T23:36:34Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Hey, I have an Orange belt in TKD! > > [sub]Not to mention _vastly_ superior firepower.[/sub] 😃 > > Bring on the Ninjaliciousity! 😉 You and your silly orange belt and your firepower. I’m a _ninja_. And a 1st-dan in your own art. Respect your seniors, ninjaliciousity aside! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238/40 "2004-02-16T00:14:13Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > You and your silly orange belt and your firepower. I’m a _ninja_. And a 1st-dan in your own art. Respect your seniors, ninjaliciousity aside! 😃 Haven’t had a lesson in six years. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-ninjas-is/229238.md?page=3)