# Look out motherfuckers, I'm grabbing a rifle and climbing a tower! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 18, 2007, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585 "2007-09-18T05:04:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/21 "2007-09-18T14:39:53Z")
I didn’t get as much anger and vitriol from this as I did look-at-how-creative-I-can-be. Eh. And this: > [@](#): > > I could fucking kill you. You are the worst of the bunch because you destroy _lives_. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/22 "2007-09-18T14:42:05Z")
[QUOTE=Euthanasiast] … or watch with burning hatred while you yank it to manga pix on your cell phone. … …He’d certainly not even dare to cast the beam toward the gang initiation golden shower taking place in the front row… [/QUOTE] Could someone please explain these bits to me? I have a suspicion, but I’m hoping I’m wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/23 "2007-09-18T14:45:55Z")
[QUOTE=Mellivora capensis] Could someone please explain these bits to me? I have a suspicion, but I’m hoping I’m wrong. [/QUOTE] It means you really don’t want to go to that movie theater. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/24 "2007-09-18T14:50:02Z")
Is this about a woman? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/25 "2007-09-18T14:55:11Z")
This is destined to be a classic. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/26 "2007-09-18T15:03:29Z")
[QUOTE=Mellivora capensis] Could someone please explain these bits to me? I have a suspicion, but I’m hoping I’m wrong. [/QUOTE] White suburban soccer mom here to explain\*: “yanking it to manga”–person appears to be masturbating to comic/graphic art images on his cell phone. Google Manga porn and stand back. (NSFW) “golden showers”–usually a sexual practice involving peeing on the partner\*\*, but for gang initiation, I suppose it means public urination. - I speak jive, too. 😉 \*\*whether this provides pleasure for the pee-er or the pee-upon (or both) is unknown to me. I’d like it to stay that way. ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/27 "2007-09-18T15:10:09Z")
I bow to your creative use of obscenities. ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/28 "2007-09-18T15:21:34Z")
[QUOTE=Jophiel] Good point. Sit in a well and fire your rifle from there. No one looks _down_ when they hear a gunshot. [/QUOTE] But watch out for the golden shower gang initiations when you’re down there. Not good for the rifle, let me assure you! ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/29 "2007-09-18T15:30:54Z")
[QUOTE=McNew] I didn’t get as much anger and vitriol from this as I did look-at-how-creative-I-can-be. Eh. And this: :dubious: [/QUOTE] Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/30 "2007-09-18T15:46:18Z")
[QUOTE=McNew] I didn’t get as much anger and vitriol from this as I did look-at-how-creative-I-can-be. Eh. And this: :dubious: [/QUOTE] Don’t…you’re just going to make him angry! _covers eyes_ ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/31 "2007-09-18T16:18:53Z")
[wild applause]BRAVA! MORE! MORE! BRAVA![/wa] ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/32 "2007-09-18T16:35:37Z")
[QUOTE=McNew] And this: > [@](#): > > I could fucking kill you. You are the worst of the bunch because you destroy _lives_. ``` :dubious: ``` [/QUOTE] Never heard of a fatal car accident caused by some sphincter not paying due attention? ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/33 "2007-09-18T17:32:24Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] You had me at the title and user name combo. [/QUOTE] You noticed that, too, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/34 "2007-09-18T17:57:05Z")
Did someone make you play second base? ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/35 "2007-09-18T17:58:48Z")
[QUOTE=Dante] Never heard of a fatal car accident caused by some sphincter not paying due attention? [/QUOTE] Of course I have. My :dubious: was a reaction to the OP’s wish to kill the people who cause death. Yeah, that’ll teach 'em a lesson. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/36 "2007-09-18T18:15:38Z")
So have there been any news reports out of St. Simons Island, Ga? Did anyone alert the local police down there? Should we? 😉 **Euthanasiast** , any updates? Did this pit thread help? [QUOTE=Troy McClure SF] Did someone make you play second base? [/QUOTE] I don’t get this reference, could someone fill me in? Jim ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/37 "2007-09-18T18:18:28Z")
[QUOTE=McNew] Of course I have. My :dubious: was a reaction to the OP’s wish to kill the people who cause death. Yeah, that’ll teach 'em a lesson. [/QUOTE] I’d say better them than someone who is innocently going about their day (and paying attention to their driving). But then the OP does state “every.fuck.one of you.” Hmmmm, it’s a conundrum. And I did totally miss the irony. ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/38 "2007-09-18T18:22:29Z")
I could kiss you on the mouth. I love how the concession girl comes back later - it’s like a Robert Altman movie! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/39 "2007-09-18T18:40:10Z")
**Euthanasiast** , I sincerely, deeply, truly hope that I have never and will never, ever, ever piss you off in the course of our respective lifetimes. ---
**Author:** ![MrSquishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585/40 "2007-09-18T18:41:14Z")
Excellent post. What’s the deal with the golden shower thing, though? You seem to be pretty [post=8940729]worked up[/post] about it… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-out-motherfuckers-im-grabbing-a-rifle-and-climbing-a-tower/419585.md?page=3)