# Look up your funny pseudonym . . . and post it! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997 "2000-06-20T16:28:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/1 "2000-06-20T16:28:57Z")
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose… The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants”, by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names… Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts, Bill Clinton is Lumpy Gigglechunks, Al Gore is Stinky Lizardtush Go figure.🙂 Sincerely, Booger Gizzardfanny ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/2 "2000-06-20T16:33:50Z")
I’m not sure this is something we should be exposing small children to. Sincerely, Falafel Lizardjuice ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/3 "2000-06-20T16:37:44Z")
Doofus Diaperchunks reporting for duty, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/4 "2000-06-20T16:38:54Z")
Buttercup HamsterChunks at your service. I can only imagine how long it will take for the obligatory felching comment to be made. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/5 "2000-06-20T16:42:35Z")
I’m Loopy Monkeyhonker. Sounds like I did something nasty and got kicked out of the zoo. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/6 "2000-06-20T16:42:56Z")
Flunky Chucklebuns. This is a children’s book, you say? Hmm. Not writing them like they used to, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/7 "2000-06-20T16:45:26Z")
This is fun! Pinky Chucklebuns, checking in! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/8 "2000-06-20T16:48:56Z")
Booger Liverjuice here… Blechhhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/9 "2000-06-20T16:49:37Z")
Pinky Pottytush ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/10 "2000-06-20T16:51:36Z")
Doofus Bananafanny. I sound like a clown. Hey kids, for entertainment this afternoon, Doofus Bananafanny is going to do some magic tricks and juggling! Yay!!! ---
**Author:** ![Brea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Brea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brea)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/11 "2000-06-20T16:51:43Z")
Poopsie Monkeybuns, reporting as ordered, MA’AM! ---
**Author:** ![jayron\_32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@jayron\_32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayron_32)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/12 "2000-06-20T16:52:56Z")
Hello. Poopsie Gizzardbrains here. How can I help you? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/13 "2000-06-20T16:53:09Z")
Lumpy Pizzabuns atcher service ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/14 "2000-06-20T17:01:32Z")
Oprah Bubblehumperdinck. That’s a mouthful. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/15 "2000-06-20T17:01:59Z")
Gidget Banana-Chunks. Sounds like an ice cream dessert or something. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/16 "2000-06-20T17:11:40Z")
Oh, my! Now Wally will _really_ hate me! :eek: Flunky Gerbilchunks here. May I help you off the floor, sir? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/17 "2000-06-20T17:16:42Z")
Hmmm… Gidget Chucklebuns I think I’ll request a new batch of business cards. ---
**Author:** ![StompyGodzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@StompyGodzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StompyGodzilla)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/18 "2000-06-20T17:18:43Z")
Hee hee. Mine’s the best. Booger Bubblebrain. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/19 "2000-06-20T17:20:40Z")
Chucklebuns seems to be a popular last name. Are we all related? ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/20 "2000-06-20T17:21:24Z")
Poopsie Bubblesniffer - sounds like I know how entertain myself in the bath tub. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997.md?page=2)