# Look up your funny pseudonym . . . and post it! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997 "2000-06-20T16:28:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/41 "2000-06-21T00:13:16Z")
Booger Girdlefanny. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/42 "2000-06-21T00:18:41Z")
Proud to be known as **Funky Waffleshorts.** ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/43 "2000-06-21T00:37:46Z")
Flunky Girdlesniffer. Now my friends KNOW I’m into sick twisted S&M stuff. Well, the ones that hadn’t participated before I mean. nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/44 "2000-06-21T01:22:46Z")
FEAR ME, FOR I AM: Loopy Waffle-Chunks!!! Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/45 "2000-06-21T01:29:19Z")
Say hello to Pinky ToadButt! ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/46 "2000-06-21T01:31:16Z")
Hmmm. Loopy Pizzabrains. Considering the quality of my posts, I suppose it fits 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/47 "2000-06-21T01:36:49Z")
Stinky LizardBuns… I think I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/48 "2000-06-21T01:52:34Z")
Allow me to introduce my husband, _Gidget WaffleChunks_. And my name is _Poopsie PottyChunks_. I don’t wanna think about the images that must bring to mind… ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/49 "2000-06-21T05:29:58Z")
Hey there! I must come from a large family. –Falafel Pizzabuns ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/50 "2000-06-21T05:37:51Z")
stinky barfbutt at your service ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/51 "2000-06-21T09:44:55Z")
Hi - Fluffy Gigglebutt here. With a name like that it ought to attract the shielas. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/52 "2000-06-21T11:38:30Z")
Well depending on whether you use my real name, my maiden name, or my username, I can be Flunky Barftush Flunky Wafflepotty Goober Gigglesniffer ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/53 "2000-06-21T12:02:06Z")
Mr. Snotty Pizzafanny here. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/54 "2000-06-21T15:14:38Z")
a new name my first day- Crusty Pottybrains… well, it explains my penchant for toilet humor… ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/55 "2000-06-22T08:48:24Z")
I think someone is trying to tell me something about my butt! I _was_ Lumpy Liverfanny but then I married Mr. Snotty Pizzabuns and became, yep, Lumpy Pizzabuns. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/56 "2000-06-22T08:50:31Z")
_ **AND** _ if that’s not enought, when I use my username I get: Crusty Toiletshorts! ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/57 "2000-06-22T11:16:02Z")
Loopy Gizzardfanny, at your service. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/58 "2000-06-22T11:48:23Z")
When I use my username, I’m Lumpy Banana-Tushie :sigh: If only it wasn’t so true! ---
**Author:** ![Qixotica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5fc32e/32.png) [@Qixotica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qixotica)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/59 "2000-06-22T19:03:30Z")
_Enters the room and bows deeply_ _Looks around, while clearing throat_ _Begins speaking in a dignified voice_ “I am Squeezit Waffletush, and I will be your host this evening.” Hehehe * * * “The basis of Optimism is sheer terror” --Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-up-your-funny-pseudonym-and-post-it/22997/60 "2000-06-22T19:18:20Z")
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