# Look what was just delivered to my office... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268 "2006-05-10T20:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/1 "2006-05-10T20:27:35Z")
I just received a package by mistake, containing this: [http://www.leather-temptations.com/page/L/PROD/BraSets/12-105](http://www.leather-temptations.com/page/L/PROD/BraSets/12-105) (not necessarily SFW). It is actually addressed to me, but I didn’t order it. Not too sure what to do… ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/2 "2006-05-10T20:29:44Z")
Well, dear, I expect whoever DID order it for you expects you to see if it fits. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/3 "2006-05-10T20:29:51Z")
Are you _sure_ you received this, or are you just stoned on sedatives? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/4 "2006-05-10T20:31:20Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Are you _sure_ you received this, or are you just stoned on sedatives? 🙂 Oh I received it all right. It’s sitting right here. I have no idea who could have sent it to me. I am, sadly, currently single. I suppose I could wear it to remedy that… ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/5 "2006-05-10T20:32:38Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > [http://www.leather-temptations.com/page/L/PROD/BraSets/12-105](http://www.leather-temptations.com/page/L/PROD/BraSets/12-105) (not necessarily SFW). I’m thinking those sedatives are working well, because I don’t know of many places that picture would be SFW. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/6 "2006-05-10T20:34:07Z")
> [@Ferret Herder](#): > > I’m thinking those sedatives are working well, because I don’t know of many places that picture would be SFW. Humm. sorry bout that. I mean - it’s safe here at my office, but as I said in another thread, there’s a prof here that often walks around with his wang hanging out of his shorts, so we’re perhaps a bit lax… ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/7 "2006-05-10T20:35:15Z")
Someone switched your meds, then arranged to have that delivered, so that you’d abandon all…uh, abandon and decide to model it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/8 "2006-05-10T20:35:37Z")
Obviously not a Victoria’s Secret thing! She has nipples. And if anyone, _anyone_, so much as tries to make a joke about any “Indian Nippleless 2000” or anything I will do something very very terrible to them. Anyway, did you possibly order something else? I have no real answer, though. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/9 "2006-05-10T20:36:57Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Anyway, did you possibly order something else? I have no real answer, though. Nope - I haven’t ordered anything. Well, I ordered a tie to be delivered in the US, which it was. I haven’t ordered anything for myself, and this little beauty hasn’t shown up on any of my credit cards, so I’m a bit confused. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/10 "2006-05-10T20:41:31Z")
Clearly you have a secret admirer. That somewhat creepy guy in accounting, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/11 "2006-05-10T20:43:57Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Clearly you have a secret admirer. > > That somewhat creepy guy in accounting, perhaps? Good Christ, I _really_ did not need to think about the creepy guy in accounting in the context of that package. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/12 "2006-05-10T20:45:21Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Good Christ, I _really_ did not need to think about the creepy guy in accounting in the context of that package. Makes you want another sedative, eh? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/13 "2006-05-10T20:57:53Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Good Christ, I _really_ did not need to think about the creepy guy in accounting in the context of that package. “Freaking Out Fellow Dopers – Just Another Service I Offer.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/14 "2006-05-10T21:07:56Z")
Just try telling folks about this, and see if anyone believes you. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/15 "2006-05-10T21:10:04Z")
I can’t imagine what the mail guys are thinking after dilivering a package to me from “Allure Leather”. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/16 "2006-05-10T21:13:34Z")
Enough idle talk. In order that we, your Fellow Compassionate Dopers, can guide you through this, we shall need photos. Not links, photos. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/17 "2006-05-10T21:15:46Z")
Well, that link made _my_ day… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/18 "2006-05-10T21:17:25Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > Enough idle talk. > > In order that we, your Fellow Compassionate Dopers, can guide you through this, we shall need photos. Not links, photos. > > 😉 I haven’t actually decided if I’m going to try it on or not. I AM going to take it home with me and actually take it out of the package. I really don’t need the dean to walk in while I’m admiring it in my office. ---
**Author:** ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/19 "2006-05-10T21:21:15Z")
INTEROFFICE MEMO FROM: Accounting TO: Alice SUBJ: Personal audit Please stop by my office. There are a couple of points we need to go over. ---
**Author:** ![cardsfan1975](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cardsfan1975](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cardsfan1975)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/20 "2006-05-10T21:24:03Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Oh I received it all right. It’s sitting right here. > > I have no idea who could have sent it to me. I am, sadly, currently single. > > I suppose I could wear it to remedy that… First, let me say that I am most assuredly not serious about this. I’m very happily married, but somebody has to say it! So, how are YOU doin’? 😃 cf’75 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268.md?page=2)