# Look what was just delivered to my office... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268 "2006-05-10T20:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/21 "2006-05-10T21:26:20Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > I just received a package by mistake, containing this: > > [http://www.leather-temptations.com/page/L/PROD/BraSets/12-105](http://www.leather-temptations.com/page/L/PROD/BraSets/12-105) (not necessarily SFW). > > It is actually addressed to me, but I didn’t order it. Not too sure what to do… Oh, dear. One of my sisters had a stalker for a while and received similar things from him (she collected them in a box for evidence). Have you seen any suspicious guys hanging around or received any strange phone calls? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/22 "2006-05-10T21:30:06Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Have you seen any suspicious guys hanging around or received any strange phone calls? Not nearly as many as I would like… ahem. I am confused. My IRL name is very… odd. And it’s also all over this package, which makes me think that I’m the intended recipient… ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/23 "2006-05-10T21:32:43Z")
I’m not going to click on a link to [leathertemptations.com](http://leathertemptations.com) at work. …is what my employer undoubtedly wishes I would say when faced with a situation like this. Seems like it’d be easy to throw it out as packing material if you weren’t expecting it. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/24 "2006-05-10T21:34:03Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > Seems like it’d be easy to throw it out as packing material if you weren’t expecting it. What do you mean? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/25 "2006-05-10T21:35:56Z")
From the brief look I took at the picture, it doesn’t seem like there’s much to it. I may be completely off base–I’ve never had lingerie show up unexpectedly, so I’m not sure what all’s involved. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/26 "2006-05-10T21:37:12Z")
Ah. Well, no - it was carefully wrapped in tissue. Also, there’s nothing else in the box, other than…that. So - it was tough to miss. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/27 "2006-05-10T21:46:19Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Not nearly as many as I would like… > > ahem. > > I am confused. My IRL name is very… odd. And it’s also all over this package, which makes me think that I’m the intended recipient… That’s kind of creepy. Any invoice number that you might call them about, see if they’ll confirm the name on the credit card or something? That just isn’t something a “secret admirer” would normally send. On preview I see you say there isn’t anything else in the box. Strange. Oh well, if it looks like it’d fit, and you think you’d fit, I guess there’s nothing left to do but get some pics up. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/28 "2006-05-10T21:54:44Z")
> [@Duke of Rat](#): > > Oh well, if it looks like it’d fit, and you think you’d fit, I guess there’s nothing left to do but get some pics up. 🆒 It’s actually one size fits all. And I DO have a new camera phone… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/29 "2006-05-10T22:14:58Z")
So, **alice** , since you got my package…ready to recieve my…um…package? I’m glad you recieved the package of tissues I sent. I hear leather is a good shock absorber for freight. This is for flu season. Signed, Me that’s the note that I SHOULD have sent with it ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/30 "2006-05-10T22:19:12Z")
Well, since you do have a new outfit and all, I suggest you organize a dopefest. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/31 "2006-05-10T22:25:18Z")
You know, I thought bras were supposed to be supportive. 🙂 How about making light of it? Put them up for auction or raffle at work - for a charity, of course. But I know you’ll look just fine in them. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/32 "2006-05-10T22:40:26Z")
Somewhere, someone, is trying to have a night of wild sex wearing nothing but office supplies. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/33 "2006-05-10T22:43:46Z")
Um. Someone order fresh wite out? I thought we were out…but now we’ve got…fifteen fresh containers full. …and why are they still warm?? ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/34 "2006-05-10T23:06:29Z")
Ok, now I’ve gone to TWO kinky-clothing sites today, thanks to threads I’ve clicked on this messageboard. You people are going to turn me into a peekaboo-leather-teddy-wearing slut. ---
**Author:** ![cardsfan1975](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cardsfan1975](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cardsfan1975)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/35 "2006-05-10T23:09:59Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > You people are going to turn me into a peekaboo-leather-teddy-wearing slut. You make that sound like it’s a bad thing… 🙂 cf’75 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/36 "2006-05-10T23:43:19Z")
It’s an incentive for you to eat something and fill out that leather in the way that only you can. Don’t be a bony pony. Eat, Alice! Eat! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/37 "2006-05-10T23:49:45Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > Ok, now I’ve gone to TWO kinky-clothing sites today, thanks to threads I’ve clicked on this messageboard. You people are going to turn me into a peekaboo-leather-teddy-wearing slut. I, for one, welcome our peekaboo-leather-teddy-wearing slut overlords. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/38 "2006-05-11T06:06:46Z")
Not _necessarily_ SFW? I’m thinking that the prominent nipples sticking out were at least two good hints that safe for work it ain’t. Remember, folks: please follow the two-click rule when linking to NSFW images. If you doubt whether the link is safe, either e-mail a mod and ask, don’t post it, or err on the side of caution and follow the two-click rule. ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/39 "2006-05-11T06:48:58Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > It is actually addressed to me, but I didn’t order it. Not too sure what to do… Only one thing to do. Try it on and let us see the pictures, so we can judge how it looks on you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/40 "2006-05-11T11:32:04Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > . I am, sadly, currently single. You just **think** you’re single. Someone else apparently thinks differently. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268.md?page=3)