# Look what was just delivered to my office... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268 "2006-05-10T20:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/41 "2006-05-11T14:24:00Z")
Ah, I see you received my package! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/42 "2006-05-11T14:33:51Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Not too sure what to doā€¦ There is clearly only one sensible course of action: try on the outfit and then post a link (not direct, of course) so that we can see if one size REALLY does fit all. ---
**Author:** ![dmatsch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@dmatsch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dmatsch)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/43 "2006-05-11T14:51:57Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Oh I received it all right. Itā€™s sitting right here. > > I have no idea who could have sent it to me. I am, sadly, currently single. > > I suppose I could wear it to remedy thatā€¦ How \*you \*doinā€™? Sadly single also. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/44 "2006-05-11T15:17:12Z")
that would look great on my wifeā€¦ let the auctioning begin! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/45 "2006-05-11T15:48:17Z")
Knowing your IRL name, I can only wonder if it was meant for your namesake. 'Cept, sheā€™s dead and all. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/46 "2006-05-11T17:37:52Z")
So - the package is for someone else, who apparently has my IRL name (oddly enough). However, the address provided by that person, or the person who ordered the item for her, is invalid - in fact, it doesnā€™t exist. So UPS looked up the name, got me and delivered it to my office. As far as theyā€™re concerned, their job is done. They got a package for My IRL Name, delivered it to My IRL Name, end of story. So now I have someone elseā€™s fetish wear. I have to be honest, Iā€™m not crazy about trying to track this woman down to give it back to her. In fact, I really, really DONā€™T want to try to track this woman down to give it to her. If she even ordered it. Who the hell orders fetish wear and then asks for it to be delivered to an address that doesnā€™t exist? Anyhow - so now it looks like I have some new fetish wear I guess. BTW - Sorry about that link **Skip** - I was heavily medicated (by accident!) when I posted it. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/47 "2006-05-11T18:07:28Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Anyhow - so now it looks like I have some new fetish wear I guess. Clearly, a blessing has fell upon the Earth today. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/48 "2006-05-11T18:14:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Anyhow - so now it looks like I have some new fetish wear I guess. And I have a new home page. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/49 "2006-05-11T18:29:27Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Clearly, a blessing has fell upon the Earth today. And I absolutely did not try anything on last night with my CFM boots and strut around. At all. And I didnā€™t inhale. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/50 "2006-05-11T19:48:08Z")
All I ever get is billsā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/51 "2006-05-11T20:07:06Z")
Was the sender Mr. Charles Dodgson? Or Mr. Lewis Carroll? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/52 "2006-05-11T20:13:14Z")
Is it a wad of bills? Did you even get his last name? ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/53 "2006-05-11T20:17:42Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > And I absolutely did not try anything on last night with my CFM boots and strut around. At all. > > And I didnā€™t inhale. Well, that just completely short-circuited my brain. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/54 "2006-05-11T20:47:11Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Was the sender Mr. Charles Dodgson? Or Mr. Lewis Carroll? No sender. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/55 "2006-05-11T20:48:16Z")
> [@mrklutz](#): > > Well, that just completely short-circuited my brain. šŸ˜ƒ Happy to oblige. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Zachlee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Zachlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zachlee)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/56 "2006-05-11T22:09:56Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > I, for one, welcome our peekaboo-leather-teddy-wearing slut overlords. Iā€™m certain Iā€™ve seen that movie. Alice, just imagine trying to explain away this item to your beau when you DO leave behind your unattached statusā€¦ At least it should scare away the unworthy suitors. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/57 "2006-05-11T23:01:42Z")
Um. _is worthy_ ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/58 "2006-05-11T23:52:03Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > And I absolutely did not try anything on last night with my CFM boots and strut around. Have you met Youtube? ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/59 "2006-05-12T00:02:00Z")
_snort_ My first thought when I viewed your new outfit? ā€œDamn. Iā€™d look like a manatee in rubber bands in that.ā€ HAW HAW HAW!!! šŸ˜ƒ I second the suggestion to try it on and post pics. Quality control, you know! ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/60 "2006-05-12T00:06:47Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > All I ever get is billsā€¦ I got a rock. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268.md?page=4)