# Look what was just delivered to my office... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268 "2006-05-10T20:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/61 "2006-05-12T00:42:14Z")
Now when you wear it, you won’t be the only person walking about the department with one’s wang hanging out. What? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/62 "2006-05-12T00:46:57Z")
My husband says thanks, alice. I ordered a black leather and pink ribbon set from that site. It’s sexy-cute, which what I like to go for. He’s looking forward to its arrival. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/63 "2006-05-12T04:24:01Z")
> [@UrbanChic](#): > > My husband says thanks, alice. I ordered a black leather and pink ribbon set from that site. It’s sexy-cute, which what I like to go for. He’s looking forward to its arrival. Heh - very good. I think when fetish wear randomly drops in your lap, so to speak, it’s the universe’s way of telling you that you need more excitement in your life. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/64 "2006-05-12T19:32:31Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Humm. sorry bout that. I mean - it’s safe here at my office, but as I said in another thread, there’s a prof here that often walks around with his wang hanging out of his shorts, so we’re perhaps a bit lax… I’m sorry, WHAAA ?? :::boggle::: ! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/65 "2006-05-12T19:43:38Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > I’m sorry, WHAAA ?? :::boggle::: ! Yep. It’s true. wang on parade. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/66 "2006-05-12T20:53:26Z")
Just don’t treat it like a pinata. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/67 "2006-05-13T02:45:17Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > Just don’t treat it like a pinata. bah! it could use a good wack with a stick - maybe then he’d learn to keep it in his pants. There are few things more pathetic than an old fart in his 60’s thinking that a bunch of 20 something coeds are interested in seeing his shriveled up old pecker. ---
**Author:** ![wonderlust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonderlust/32/7237_2.png) [@wonderlust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonderlust)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/68 "2006-05-13T03:24:52Z")
I have to ask: he literally hangs it out his fly? or he wears shorts without underwear and it shows when he sits down? And is he insane? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/69 "2006-05-13T04:09:02Z")
:: finally gets chance to check link in OP :: :: blink :: An anonymous stranger sent you _that_? At work?! Yike! I’d have severe hesitation sending it to the office of someone I knew intimately! If it wasn’t a mistake, and it really isn’t from someone you know and appreciate such things from, it’s… creepy. :: rereads whole thread :: Oh. You established that it was for someone else. With your same rare RL name. And UPS delivered it to the only **alice\_in\_wonderland** they could find. Oh well. Though it still seems …odd. Still, at least you were the confused victim, so to speak. This isn’t nearly as embarassing as leaving a new sketchbook in a phone booth, said sketchbook containing only two things: a) a drawing of a Giant Gasoline-powered Dildo, and b) one’s business card… and then going in to work the next Monday and finding that someone had dropped it off at the front desk. Not that that has ever happened so anyone I know. Nossir. Not me. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/70 "2006-05-13T04:12:36Z")
> [@brightpenny](#): > > I have to ask: he literally hangs it out his fly? or he wears shorts without underwear and it shows when he sits down? And is he insane? He wears teeny, tiny running shorts, even when it’s minus 40, and lectures with his foot up on a chair or table so his dick hangs out the side of the shorts. He’s pathetic, gross and nasty. And yes, insane as well. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/71 "2006-05-13T04:24:21Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > He wears teeny, tiny running shorts, even when it’s minus 40, and lectures with his foot up on a chair or table so his dick hangs out the side of the shorts. > > He’s pathetic, gross and nasty. And yes, insane as well. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Damn this having a visual imagination. I need to scrub the inside of my brain with bleach now. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/72 "2006-05-13T04:31:27Z")
Write his name all over the outside of a new package, with the same bad address, and send it via UPS. Simplicity, that’s the ticket. Of course, he might wear the damned thing to work. Tris ---
**Author:** ![wonderlust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonderlust/32/7237_2.png) [@wonderlust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonderlust)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/73 "2006-05-13T05:42:53Z")
Wait…old peckers are shriveled up?! This is why I’m going through the humiliation of dating at 51?! I gotta rethink this… ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/74 "2006-05-13T06:13:57Z")
> [@Triskadecamus](#): > > Write his name all over the outside of a new package, with the same bad address, and send it via UPS. > > Simplicity, that’s the ticket. > > Of course, he might wear the damned thing to work. > > Tris Sounds like he could use a “new package.” Unfortunately, his gear would probably just fall out of the thong, as well. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/75 "2006-05-13T13:30:10Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > He wears teeny, tiny running shorts, even when it’s minus 40, and lectures with his foot up on a chair or table so his dick hangs out the side of the shorts. > > He’s pathetic, gross and nasty. And yes, insane as well. And in this day and age no student has thought to pay their tuition by suing? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/76 "2006-05-13T15:47:37Z")
> [@kittenblue](#): > > And in this day and age no student has thought to pay their tuition by suing? Oddly enough, no. It’s the sort of thing that seems so accidental that it would be tough to prove he’s doing it on purpose. Ya know what I mean? My only solace is that fact that now I’m in my 30s, I’m too old for him. When I started when I was 21, he used to come on to me all the time. At least theres ONE benefit of aging…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/77 "2006-05-13T16:57:42Z")
Do you think anyone could embarrass him into being a little more careful about how well-wrapped his package is? LIke someone putting up their hand in class and saying very clearly, “Professor X, are you aware that your penis is hanging out of your shorts?” And that outfit looks kinda painful. But maybe that’s the point… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/78 "2006-05-13T17:54:36Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > And that outfit looks kinda painful. But maybe that’s the point… I don’t think you’re actually supposed to wear it for very long. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/79 "2006-05-14T04:23:58Z")
Ah. It’s all clear now. So, is it kind of…complicated to get off? Cause that might be a bad thing, too. ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268/80 "2006-05-14T13:52:01Z")
> [@Mozilla Firefox](#): > > Fatal Error > > Miva Merchant has encountered a fatal error and is unable to continue. The following information may assist you in determining the cause of the error: > > ``` > Error Code: MER-DTB-00072 > Description: Product '12-10' not found > > ``` ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-what-was-just-delivered-to-my-office/356268.md?page=5)