# Look, wife, I don't care what you THINK you saw... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682 "2011-06-07T22:50:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/21 "2011-06-09T14:05:47Z")
“I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” - Chico Marx ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/22 "2011-06-09T15:02:51Z")
There are these new thingies called “spoons” that ya’ll might want to check out… ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/23 "2011-06-09T15:48:12Z")
No one has mentioned being caught squeezing the Honey Bear right into your mouth? Going for a straight shot of Reddi-Whip? Amateurs! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/24 "2011-06-09T16:23:31Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > No one has mentioned being caught squeezing the Honey Bear right into your mouth? > > Going for a straight shot of Reddi-Whip? > > Amateurs! 😃 There are other places besides the mouth to use Reddi-Whip. Works best with an accomplice. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/25 "2011-06-09T16:25:02Z")
Go crazy with the Cheez Whiz. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/26 "2011-06-09T16:34:50Z")
Isn’t that the Cheeze Whiz slogan? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/27 "2011-06-09T16:43:44Z")
I know someone who got kicked out of a ballgame for drinking from the pitcher. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/28 "2011-06-09T17:17:48Z")
The chocolate syrup calls me. Who has time for a spoon? Besides, it’s messy that way. ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/29 "2011-06-09T17:21:53Z")
I have caught my husband eating chunks of brown sugar straight out of the bag … ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/30 "2011-06-09T17:24:46Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > The chocolate syrup calls me. Who has time for a spoon? Besides, it’s messy that way. It’s also much harder to do it on the sly with a spoon. I’ve got kids, man. Do you really think I want to get caught? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/31 "2011-06-09T17:35:54Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > There are these new thingies called “spoons” that ya’ll might want to check out… Those are for the powdered sugar habit. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/32 "2011-06-09T17:37:00Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > Hey, never mind that! I think I saw you kissing your cowboy friend out behind the house! I saw what I saw! {Paris Hilton}Thass hawt.{/PH} ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682/33 "2011-06-09T19:32:36Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > There are other places besides the mouth to use Reddi-Whip. > > Works best with an accomplice. > > 😃 Yeah, but if I found myself caught by my wife in that situation, I think I would have bigger problems to worry about 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/look-wife-i-dont-care-what-you-think-you-saw/584682.md?page=1)