# looking for a certain old commerical

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 24, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798 "2010-07-24T02:24:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![musky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@musky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/musky)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/1 "2010-07-24T02:24:53Z")

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the commercial with a girl taunting her brother, "Hamster brain  
any ideas…:smack:

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**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/2 "2010-07-24T03:43:01Z")

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Not much to go on; can you give us any other details?

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/3 "2010-07-24T04:20:36Z")

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Believe it or not, someone asked the same question here five years ago: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6641265&postcount=68](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6641265&postcount=68). No answer then either.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/4 "2010-07-24T04:29:43Z")

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[Here](http://backwardsbush.blogspot.com/2007/08/519-days-2-hours-30-minutes-18-seconds.html) is something interesting. This blog post says:

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> Hamster Brain. It was their favorite commercial years ago. The sister calls her brother a hamster brain (or does the brother call the sister that?) while the mother soaks blissfully behind the closed bathroom door in Calgon Bath Oil Beads.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/5 "2010-07-24T04:43:46Z")

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This is bugging me because I _know_ I have seen that commercial as well. I did some digging and found this [link](http://backwardsbush.blogspot.com/2007_08_19_archive.html) that suggests it’s a Calgon Bath Oil Beads ad but I couldn’t find the actual ad.

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**Author:** ![musky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@musky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/musky)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/6 "2010-07-24T11:35:35Z")

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ya i found this also Hamster Brain. It was their favorite commercial years ago. The sister calls her brother a hamster brain (or does the brother call the sister that?) while the mother soaks blissfully behind the closed bathroom door in Calgon Bath Oil Beads.  
but no commerical on utube?

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**Author:** ![Sam\_A.Robrin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sam_a.robrin/32/14497_2.png) [@Sam\_A.Robrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_A.Robrin)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/7 "2010-07-25T06:13:42Z")

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While you’re at it, there was one my stoner friends and I would laugh at and quote endlessly, and I haven’t been able to track it down anywhere. It was either for coffee or aspirin (probably the latter), and had the mother using the product while patiently bearing the rehearsal of her kids’ band. The song–a quintessential example of an ad-copy writer’s belief in his own lack of talent–had lyrics that went: “Heavy, heavy, / You are very heavy, / Baby, baby, / You are very heavy.” I’d love to track that one down!

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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/8 "2010-07-25T06:55:27Z")

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If it’s not on youtube, it’s gone forever.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/9 "2010-07-25T16:51:16Z")

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> [@Superhal](#):
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> If it’s not on youtube, it’s gone forever.

Poor Hamster Brain ☹

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**Author:** ![Filutek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Filutek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filutek)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-certain-old-commerical/547798/10 "2022-07-10T23:28:16Z")

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Here it is. Also been looking for it for years…

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Sl3-5U50uIM/hqdefault.jpg "Regina Home Spa (1988)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl3-5U50uIM)
