# Looking for a song

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 24, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190 "2014-05-24T16:57:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![pavlov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@pavlov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pavlov)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190/1 "2014-05-24T16:57:07Z")

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I heard a song on the radio the other day. I wish I could remember the exact lyrics so I could search for it. It was a country song. Basically, the singing guy was wishing he could be like a saddle (or jeans?) so he could be between or close to his two favorite places…his horse’s back and his girlfriend’s crotch. It was NOT Garth Brooks’ "Cowgirl’s Saddle " but he expresses similar desires to be close to both places he liked…  
I have searched a lot of lyrics sites w/o luck…possibly because I cannot remember the exact lyrics…only the gist of the song…  
Any help out there from you music aficionados? Thanx !

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190/2 "2014-05-24T17:16:31Z")

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What kind of song was it? It wasn’t Pony by Genuwine was it?

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190/3 "2014-05-24T17:33:02Z")

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Horse’s back, girlfriend’s crotch. That’s some gist.

:: …decides to look up gist for real… Etymology is perfect. 🙂 Plus synonym “meat.”:  
gist  
jist/  
noun  
noun: gist; plural noun: gists  
1.  
the substance or essence of a speech or text.  
“she noted the gist of each message”  
synonyms: essence, substance, central theme, heart of the matter, nub, kernel, marrow, meat, burden, crux; More  
2.  
LAW  
the real point of an action.  
“damage is the gist of the action and without it the plaintiff must fail”  
Origin

early 18th century: from Old French, third person singular present tense of gesir ‘to lie,’ from Latin jacere . The Anglo-French legal phrase cest action gist ‘this action lies’ denoted that there were sufficient grounds to proceed; gist was adopted into English denoting the grounds themselves (sense 2).

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**Author:** ![pavlov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@pavlov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pavlov)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190/4 "2014-05-24T18:42:53Z")

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Thanx Joey P for a fast response! It was a Country/Western song…didn’t sound recent. Not “Pony” by Ginuwine…

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190/5 "2014-05-24T18:54:17Z")

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**Moderator Action**

Moving thread from General Questions to Cafe Society.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190/6 "2014-05-24T20:27:13Z")

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This?

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERv8YNDYBI4)

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190/7 "2014-05-24T21:51:37Z")

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Maybe Big & Rich’s “Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy?”

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**Author:** ![pavlov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@pavlov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pavlov)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-song/689190/8 "2014-05-25T13:00:08Z")

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Peter Morris: Along that line, but more of a humorous/dirty country song…I checked that one out already…still looking. Thanx for your help!

Missy2U: Nope, that isn’t it either…thanx! IF I ever find it, I will post it here…
