# Looking for a very old dirty song , from Crystal Palace ,in Aspen 40 years ago **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** music\ **Created:** [January 28, 2021, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-very-old-dirty-song-from-crystal-palace-in-aspen-40-years-ago/931675 "2021-01-28T08:58:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2021, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-very-old-dirty-song-from-crystal-palace-in-aspen-40-years-ago/931675/1 "2021-01-28T08:58:50Z")
There is this old song stuck in my brain. Dirty as shit cause I was like 8 years old at the time. Crystal Palace was a dinner theater with overpriced meals, and a good floor show, back in the day. Their big hits were, “Peanut Butter on my chin”,and " Old Farts On wheels", along with a few others. But those I can easily find on CD. But the song stuck in my head since I was 8 And I hope people will re-post on obscure song forums just to prove I am not insane, is a song, called… … … “I like S&M , but she’s into &D” So I think at this point I have to ask folks to ask on any supplemental channel like /reddit or anything else that might be able to find a recording. ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-very-old-dirty-song-from-crystal-palace-in-aspen-40-years-ago/931675/2 "2021-01-29T01:15:54Z")
Of all the obscure places I wouldn’t have guessed I’d ever read about anywhere, seeing Crystal Palace in an SDMB thread title about knocked me off my chair. I visited 15-20 years ago. I don’t recall the song you refer to but do remember Peanut Butter on my Chin, a song with Bill Clinton [“What about MEEE?!”](https://shell7.tdl.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/fcovers/webc.cgi/~fcovers/cp/palace.html), and an introduction song that included instructions about how to handle a call of nature which rhymed ‘Catch you unawares’ with something like ‘please use the stairs.’ BUMP ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-very-old-dirty-song-from-crystal-palace-in-aspen-40-years-ago/931675/3 "2021-01-30T02:10:31Z")
I didn’t even notice I typoed the title I like S&M , but she’s into B&D, though most people probably figured that out. I also should have mention the title is actually approximate. The general idea is there but the official title may have been way different. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-very-old-dirty-song-from-crystal-palace-in-aspen-40-years-ago/931675/4 "2021-02-19T00:38:38Z")
Just a gratuitous bump for the new weekend