# Looking for a waste of time?  Try this...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2002, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-waste-of-time-try-this/133335 "2002-10-22T04:40:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-waste-of-time-try-this/133335/21 "2002-10-22T22:26:08Z")

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Whoa whoa slow down I’m just learning… I can’t decipher the ='s or the ['s it’s turning into gobbledegook again!

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**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-waste-of-time-try-this/133335/22 "2002-10-22T22:47:24Z")

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“[=” = “F”

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-waste-of-time-try-this/133335/23 "2002-10-22T23:18:15Z")

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44444l-l 0k4y 7l-l3//. 7l-l4//k5 4 7l-l3 l-l3lp!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-waste-of-time-try-this/133335/24 "2002-10-23T09:57:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Juniper200 \*  
> Okay, who’s up for Day Two?

//3 //|-|0 4r3 !//54//3 541007 j00:

4//|) 60|) 54!|), "L37 7|-|3R3 83 4 F!R//\4//\3//7 !// 7|-|3 //!|)57 0F 7|-|3 //473R5, 4//|) L37 !7 |)!/!|)3 7|-|3 //473R5 FR0//\ 7|-|3 //473R5. 4//|) 60|) //\4|)3 7|-|3 F!R//\4//\3//7, 4//|) |)!/!|)3|) 7|-|3 //473R5 //|-|!(|-| //3R3 480/3 7|-|3 F!R//\4//\3//7: 4//|) !7 //45 50. 4//|) 60|) (4113|) 7|-|3 F!R//\4//\3//7 |-|34/3//. 4//|) 7|-|3 3/3//!//6 4//|) 7|-|3 //\0R//!//6 //3R3 7|-|3 53(0//|) |)4J

((//`/ 60|), //`/ 60|), //|-|`/ |-|4/3 j00 ph0r54|\<3// //\3?))  
[sub]Just so’s the mods know this isn’t secret code for how to blow up the sever:

And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. 7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. 8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-waste-of-time-try-this/133335/25 "2002-10-23T21:16:09Z")

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Ack you used quotes!

Bad leet! No ram for you!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-waste-of-time-try-this/133335/26 "2002-10-23T22:36:01Z")

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Well I haven’t memorized the KJV, **Crorex** 😉

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-waste-of-time-try-this/133335/27 "2002-10-24T02:03:44Z")

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4//d 60l) 54!l), “137 7l-l3 //473r u//l)3r 7l-l3 5l\< j b3 647l-l3r3l) 70 0//3 p14c3, 4//l) 137 l)rj 6r0u//l) 4pp34r.” 4//l) !7 //45 50. 60l) (4113l) 7l-l3 l)rj 6r0u//l) “14//l)”, 4//l) 7l-l3 647l-l3r3l) //473r5 l-l3 94113l) “5345.” 4//l) 60l) 54// 7l-l47 !7 //45 600l). 7l-l3// 60l) 54!l), "137 7l-l3 14//l) pr0l)u(3 /363747!0//: 533l)-b34r!//6 p14//75 4//l) 7r335 0// 7l-l3 14//l) 7l-l47 b34r [=ru!7 //!7l-l 533l) !// !7, 4((0rl)!//6 70 7l-l3!r l\<!//l)5. 4//l) 60l) 54// 7l-l47 !7 //45 600l). 4//l) 7l-l3r3 //45 3/3//!//6, 4//l) 7l-l3r3 //45 //\0r//!//6 – 7l-l3 7l-l!rl) l)4j.

The Third Day. Who’s up for the fourth?

Oh and btw the Bible is already [translated](http://spacemonkeymafia.com/random.php?stuff=8i8l3) but I’m just typing it up myself not copying 😃

Post Preview Note: Hrm I had to add a space in there because ;j keeps popping up but I can’t tell why as the stuff you type to make it isn’t in that spot… This spot… u//l)3r 7l-l3 5l\<j b3 647l-l3r3l)

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-a-waste-of-time-try-this/133335/28 "2002-10-24T14:58:57Z")

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[y0|_| o-|_|y5 r 50 [=1c\<13. p00r [\_|355 /|/3//3r p0573r5 |)0/|/'7 |)353r/3 r35p3c7.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=126056)

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